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Recent Reviews

TOOL - Undertow
68

Sqump lost some interest. Sqump loves femboy hooters. Sqump was a little bored. Sqump thinks that TOOLs are nice because you can build things with them. Unrelated, but Sqump loves femboy hooters.

System of a Down - Mezmerize
90

Sqump think it’s so good, Serj’s voice is silky smooth, makes me feel so good. Sqump wants to feel him “serj” inside of Sqump . Sqump loves pornography. Sqump loves John “Pregante” Dolyman

We Butter the Bread With Butter - Das Monster aus dem Schrank
35

Sqump appreciates the electronics but the singer is puking into the microphone. Sqump thinks “goblin-pig” is the best way to describe the vocals. The album retreads on the same ground many times and Sqump got tired quick. Sqump is worn.

3.5/10

Black Sabbath - Paranoid
90

Sqump likes the classics, one of the OG metal albums. Sqump would like to make out with Black Sabbath. Sqump loves the guitar and bass and drums and vocals.

Knocked Loose - You Won't Go Before You're Supposed To
80

Sqump approved. A bit squmpalicious. this album feels like Sqump is getting sqump’s lunch money taken. Sqump likes drum beats and dirty bass. Sqump feels like Sqump is being punched in the face. and Sqump likes it.


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