Radiohead - Paranoid Android
100

The perfect song.

Weezer - Maladroit
75

This album has a...vibe to it. I dunno, it's hard to describe. But it's just melancholic enough and just weezer-y enough to be fun. I have an interesting relationship with this album, because it reminds me of a very specific time in my life shortly before covid when I was listening to this a lot.

It also has a really interesting backstory, too. Rivers corresponded constantly with fans on message boards about what tracks should go on the album (as well as letting the fans title it). There's a ... read more

Weezer - Weezer (Blue Album)
92

This is so fucking good. One of the most timeless albums I've ever heard. Everybody can get down to this, and if you can't then you hate fun and good things.

Weezer - Van Weezer
35

production sounds like doodoo. midi weezer

Weezer - Raditude
15

what the fuck

Metallica - Metallica
78

Really solid switch-up for the band. Not quite up to par with Ride The Lightning or Master of Puppets, but then again, nothing else really is. Enter Sandman is actually incredible and one of their best tracks imo. My Friend Of Misery is so moody and atmospheric, and I wish Metallica followed up on that sound more often in their discography. Genuinely haunting track with incredible solos.

But honestly, why is The Struggle Within on here? I know Metallica like to close with fast, thrashy tracks, ... read more

Metallica - Master of Puppets
92

lets fucking gooooo

Metallica - Ride the Lightning
95

lets fucking goooooo

Jeff Rosenstock - WORRY.
100

This shit makes me cry fr

Tears for Fears - The Tipping Point
90

This has such an otherworldly and spooky vibe to it...absolutely brilliant.

Weezer - OK Human
95

My favorite Weezer album. This has not left my rotation since it dropped earlier this year. Honestly cannot get enough of this. Every song is pure joy.

Weezer - Everything Will Be Alright in the End
85

Fucking awesome. Underrated as far as I'm concerned.

88

Damn, this is REALLY good. I honestly can't say enough about Cemeteries of London, 42, Viva La Vida, or Death and All His Friends.

I honestly think that Viva La Vida is one of the best songs of my childhood. I've heard it thousands of times at this point, but I can't imagine ever not being excited hearing it come on. Just typing this about it gives me chills. What a track. Fantastic album.

Coldplay - Music of the Spheres
30

This was pretty boring. There's glimmers of something good in here, but it's drowned under 20 layers of reverb and shimmer that distill anything promising down to nothing more than a shiny parody of what Coldplay used to be. At least Coloratura is great.

Most of this sounds like it was written in 20 minutes and then buried under overproduction to make it sound complete. It's sometimes hard to believe that Coldplay are indeed made up of multiple people, as Chris Martin is the only one who is ... read more

Modest Mouse - The Golden Casket
35

Their worst album. There's some good songs here buried under a mountain of questionable production choices and overstuffed mixes. I do like Walking and Running and Wooden Soldiers, but much of this is sounds as ugly as the cover art.

Cage the Elephant - Melophobia
93

This is fantastic. Easily CTE's best record. Every single song on here is both creative and engaging. Telescope, Teeth, and Cigarette Daydreams are big highlights.

Cage the Elephant - Social Cues
55

This is the definition of mediocre.

There's some fantastic tracks in here, like Broken Boy, Social Cues, Skin And Bones, House of Glass, and Tokyo Smoke, next to some boring cuts, like What I'm Becoming and Night Running, next to a sea of inoffensive but forgettable pop tunes. This was clearly made with commercial appeal in mind - not always a bad thing, but in this instance it succeeds in distilling down the hallmarks of the band to its bare essentials under production polished to an (at ... read more

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