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Logic - Under Pressure
Logic
Under Pressure
2014 • LP
100
May 14
Portishead - Dummy
Portishead
Dummy
1994 • LP
100
Oct 9, 2025
Quadeca - GODSTAINED
Quadeca
GODSTAINED
2025 • Single
96
Mar 24, 2025
The Weeknd - Open Hearts (Single Version)
The Weeknd
Open Hearts (Single Version)
2025 • Single
100
Feb 28, 2025
Lady Gaga - Abracadabra
Lady Gaga
Abracadabra
2025 • Single
100
Feb 2, 2025
Mac Miller - 5 Dollar Pony Rides
Mac Miller
5 Dollar Pony Rides
2025 • Single
88
Jan 9, 2025
Prince and The Revolution - Purple Rain
Prince and The Revolution
Purple Rain
1984 • LP
100
Jan 3, 2025
Prince - 1999
Prince
1999
1982 • LP
92
Dec 25, 2024
Lady Gaga - Die With A Smile
Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars
Die With A Smile
2024 • Single
100
Dec 19, 2024
Prince - Controversy
Prince
Controversy
1981 • LP
90
Dec 16, 2024

Pinned Review

Joji - Piss In The Wind
NR

After listening to this I can't lie, I was left wanting far more. After so long with no album I am honestly in shock, because the singles were great. However, most of the album just feels like unfinished songs. It's a similar issue I had when Smithereens came out, where it was just too short to be of anything special. With this album you can hear some great ideas being tossed around like Pixelated, Sojourn, Love You Less, Dying Breed, and DYKILY. But then you get these short songs ... read more

Recent Reviews

Kanye West - BULLY [June Sampler]
NR

What a slap to the face for the Kanye fans. Bro literally released the same two songs from V1 and said, "Alright let me just add like some lyrics to one song and have it all be low quality". What a bunch of horse shit, I will say that DAMN is promising tho.

(Note: Sorry for no ratings or reviews as of late, I've lost a bit of interest in the site and haven't been keeping up a whole lot. I might get back to doing ratings and stuff soon.)

Quadeca - GODSTAINED
96

Quadickadick has released a new song from his upcoming album Vanisher, where he is surrounded by boats and shit. If you ask me, this shit is peak. I love how this still captures what made IDMTHY so amazing, but still keeping it fresh with a new sound. Easily his most ambitious song so far, I am feeling a 96/100.

Kanye West - BULLY V1
NR

I haven't listened to this in it's entirety, mainly because I have given up hope on anything he does. Highs And Lows I still think is one of his best since Donda, but that's about it. I haven't supported much of anything he does now, and I won't anymore. I am gonna stick to the Kanye I use to know before 2022.

The Weeknd - Open Hearts (Single Version)
100

Wow, a review just to plug my own song cover of the song that I am reviewing. Ever since I heard Open Hearts back in November or December of 2024 from the Apple Vision Pro, I knew this was a fucking hit. There is a reason why I chose to cover this song, and it's because I relate to this shit. Easily in my opinion one of, if not the best song on the album period. I am feeling a 100/100.

Speaking of song cover, I got a cover of Open Hearts out now. My intention was not to make it better ... read more

Lady Gaga - Abracadabra
100

Goddamn another amazing single, don't know if I like it more than Disease yet but I love the electronics of this song. Truly takes me back to Born This Way. I am feeling a 96/100. (Edit: Okay I love this now)

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I normally do reviews on just about anything, including my favorite musicians. I'm also on the path to transition into a female at some point in the future, so please refer to me as (She/Her/They/Them). I also do song covers, concerts online, and play guitar. The reason for why I joined (which I think has been a year now since) was to write reviews and find new music tastes, because I have wanted to explore new things and share my opinions.

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