My comment(ary) on Rock Music by charli xcx:
Part 1: The Concept
A) “I think the dance floor is dead So now we’re making rock music”
Brat was good. This is a fact. She ate she served no crumbs bla bla bla and she understands this. Wuthering heights was a swing and a maybe miss in another direction but Charli is still making it clear that straightforward or plain dance/electro/club pop is not her territory anymore because trying to make better that than brat is like ... read more
Listening to this on public transport. None of these chumps know I’m hearing Prince moan for 7 minutes in these headphones.
The equivalent of your horniest friend turning to the camera and saying “Here’s exactly what is wrong with this world and what we can do about it”
"Wuthering Heights" is the Benson Boone Moonbeam Icecream Crumbl Cookie Dubai Chocolate Labubu of cinema and you can't tell me otherwise.
I chuckled aloud when I saw Jacob Elordi in the trailer because of course Jacob Elordi is in it.
This song was... fine, it's fine. It's a little boring and doesn't really have a contention or point, the John Cale bit is okay but it's trying to be delivered on beat in a way that sounds like a badly edited TikTok hopecore ... read more




