Vince Staples - Prima Donna
64

This EP is just like the cover. Fuckin weeird. Definitely the most experimental thing he's released. And it's definitely got some good ass songs. Loco is an absolute banger. Well written, not anything special or mind blowing, but he does get kinda vulnerable at times which is nice. But man, i do not care for the weird little skits at the end of each song, they're just kind of odd and take up too much time. The production is hit or miss here, like the beat for the title track is ... read more

Blueface - Free Blueface
12

Blueface so ass he got out-rapped by DDG. OUT-RAPPED. BY DD-FUCKING-G. HOW?!?!?!

Best song: Winning
Worst song: Friday

Death - The Sound of Perseverance
84

Great album about how the indomitable human spirit can overcome any hardships thrown at it. Hard instrumentals, hard singing, solid concept for an album, it's great, i can see why it's in the top 100 highest rated albums of all time. Also this has like nothing to do with the quality of the album itself, but damn this is one of the hardest album covers i've ever seen, love it

Best song: Bite the Pain
Worst song: Story to Tell

MUST DIE! - Neo Tokyo
10

These instrumentals sound like hardcore Alien sex

Best song: Neo Tokyo
Worst song: Onii - Chan

lulamoon - opal
77

"If I ain't living as me, I'm better off in your hell, if I ain't shine as a woman, then I ain't shining for real" TALK YO SHIT QUEEN MMMMMMMM. Lulamoon underrated asf. Out of the 3 albums this is my least favorite, and it's still really good. I REALLY hope she catches on she's so damn hard, TAP IN NOW.

Best song: starfox
Worst song: Stormé

midwest post death - post recovery
81

Eeeerm slacker rock album with a furry on the cover about a relationship falling apart? Yes please! β˜οΈπŸ€“ Billions must stream goodmourning that song makes me queef with pure joy and excitement

Best song: goodmourning
Worst song: clock

lulamoon - koshka
79

She summed it up pretty well herself here. "This the typa shit that make the oldheads and the gay kids geeked". I hope Lulamoon catches on more cause she's pretty damn consistent in terms of quality. I will say this, i do wish the songs were a little longer, that would've elevated this to the next level. But the instrumentals, rapping style and little sampled skits thrown in here give me MF DOOM vibes, which is much appreciated. It also helps that the writing is pretty damn ... read more

Kanye West - GEMINI SEASON
NR

Wow. Kanye, the dude who should've retired 8 years ago and has been releasing nothing but worst album of the year contenders since 2022 made a bad soooong? Woah. Shocker.

lulamoon - lambspring
87

This album has some crazy hard bars man. "Fuck what you simps on, I’m Homer just moving through the odyssey" "More time I spend fem', the less this shit been feelin' fluid to me" "You only woke bout shit that pertain to you, that ain't real to me" HOLD OOOOON ✍️πŸ”₯.

A transgender furry making Boom Bap is really the natural evolution of conscious rap in the modern day if you think about it. When she gets in her storytelling bag like on ... read more

ilysm - no matter how i look at it ..
75

The cover caught my attention immediately, shit's hard. Anyway, i like this album a lot, tons of fun. The production on here is so damn hard. I've seen complaints that ilysm's vocal performance is holding it back, and while i do get that, it can be a bit too much, I (mostly) like it. It's energetic and fun. I think the main thing ACTUALLY holding this album back is the features, a lot of them just kinda make the momentum of a song halt and leave a lot to be desired. Like The ... read more

Mori Calliope - DEAD BEATS
12

Feminem over here just gave me the absolute worst secondhand embarrassment i've felt in my entire life. "Murder is so fucking KAWAII" come on bro

Best song: Live Again
Worst song: ReaperかRapper? θ‡ͺ己紹介ラップ

Nick Cannon - The Miseducation Of The Negro You Love To Hate
6

Do Nick Cannon fans exist? No i'm seriously asking, is anyone out there like "Ay hol' up lemme on aux, i'm finna turn up that Nick Cannon". Either you don't know who Nick Cannon is or you think he's a complete joke, nobody actually likes this dude. Every track here is rated a 0 i'm crine. How do you even make an EP that is less than half an hour, yet it manages to drag? Making a short EP feel dragged out is a genuine accomplishment this is utterly ... read more

Sunny Day Real Estate - Diary
75

That first 3 track run is MWAH, INCREDIBLE, and i'd even put 48 up there too. But the rest of the album does not reach that level at all. I mean the other songs are pretty good (outside of The Blankets Were the Stairs and Pheurton Skeurto, don't like those songs much), but those 4 tracks i mentioned earlier are incredible. This would be rated higher if it was at the level of those songs

Best song: Seven
Worst song: Pheurton Skeurto

Porter Robinson - Worlds
54

Despite only coming out roughly 12 years ago, this is one of the most dated albums i have ever heard in my life. I'm sure if i heard this while playing prime Roblox in 2015 on "Super Mega fun Obby 200+ stages" or something i would've thought this was peak. But man, i'm soooo happy electronic music has evolved past this, there's no substance here. It's fine, but not really worth a listen outside of maybe nostalgia if you heard this in like middle school.

Best ... read more

Vince Staples - Cry Baby
85

YES VINCE GOOD SHIIIIT, this might be his best for me. He takes a different approach here, a more rap rock style AND instead of talking about his own life with a twinge of social commentary, it's social commentary with a twinge of personal anecdotes. And it works really well, you wouldn't expect Vince's sleepy voice to work well over rap rock instrumentals, but they're laid back enough to compliment his voice. He isn't saying anything super revolutionary, but the ways ... read more

78

Who yall fw more? Slayer, Slayr or Slayyyter?

Best song: Piece by Piece
Worst song: Necrophobic

Acid Bath - When the Kite String Pops
84

"I'm gonna fuck the hole in Kennedy's head" was not a string of words i ever expected to hear

Best song: Jezebel
Worst song: God Machine

Porter Robinson - SMILE! :D
83

Great electropop album about the perils of fame and learning how to love yourself. It doesn't say or do anything NEW exactly, but DAMN does it do what it says out to do pretty damn well. Great short and sweet listen here. I'm a big fan of more serious themes hidden behind a fun, bubbly and poppy exterior

Best song: Knock Yourself Out XD
Worst song: Kitsune Maison Freestyle

Casiopea - γ‚«γ‚·γ‚ͺγƒšγ‚’ [Casiopea]
77

I get Mario Kart nostalgia listening to this πŸ₯Ή

Best song: タむム・γƒͺγƒŸγƒƒγƒˆ (Time Limit)
Worst song: フゑー・をウェむ (Far Away)

Zay Dante - TASTE
63

More youtuber music. And ayyyy this time it's Zay Dante, i actually think this dude is pretty energetic and funny, i mess with his content heavy. The best way to describe this album is that this is exactly what i invision when i hear that an influencer that can rap pretty well and is a big fan of Don't tap the Glass, GNX and Doechii made an album. It's servicable braggy pop rap that can get repetitive, but it's overall decent. I will say, SIX is a track that shocked me. A ... read more

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