85

what even is music at this point
if I want to dissociate and get into an automatic mode, I would listen to this every second so I can forget the pain of breaking a toe because my workplace is shit and I can't wait for the day accidentally cut one of my fingers or burn my skin with the hot machinery.
this sounds like putting your head in a washer machine and running it for 1 hour and 2 minutes.

Q Lazzarus - Goodbye Horses / White Lines
100

one hit wonder and one hit perfect.
Goodbye Horses is like doing a trickshot and landing it first try. Even if the second song White Lines doesn't have the mystique of Goodbye Horses, still an emotional trip even if what was saved is lo-fi. But the hit in question is one of my favorite 80's songs and the most endearing, with those synths and delay on the kicks and snare, and what elevates this song is Diane's voice that is soft and low but with so much confidence it's ... read more

Kyle Gordon - Kyle Gordon Is Wonderful
75

WE ARE YOUNG
THERE'S A FIRE IN OUR SOUL

Weatherday - Hornet Disaster
88

I didn't expect to be this good after the first songs even if I liked the opener and the song Hug, it felt like I was listening a b-sides from Come In. That's until the song Green Tea Seaweed Sea, where it starts almost like a Microphones song but then it builds to an anthemic second part and explodes with raw energy and something I didn't hear from the album until then and it was good songwriting and pacing, it really made me enjoy those six minutes that it lasts. The amazing ... read more

XTRATUNA - JACKIE'S BOX
0

Absolute brainrot Guantanamo Bay torture mega hit

IShowSpeed - World Cup
70

WORLDCOCK 🗣️🔥

El Cuarteto De Nos - Otra Navidad en las Trincheras
NR

esta era de cuarteto de nos es para agarrarse el pitito con el cierre

TV Girl - Fauxllennium
50

To be honest this is the worst George Clanton project and the best Tv Girl album.

85

At the club, where the hoes at? Cocky want boing boing

Kendrick Lamar - GNX
95

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

SOPHIE - PRODUCT
89

Unofficial Soundtrack for "The Substance"

Chat Pile - Cool World
92

This sounds like my workplace (i work with machinery in a factory)

Lady Gaga - Harlequin
NR

This is the most "non applicable" album to score i have ever reviewed. The concept is baffling and i dont think this is going to matter for the jonkler movie, i know these are mostly covers but still the majority sound like American Dad opening music and also the song The Joker sounds like ASS and badly mixed while the rest isnt produced badly as that song. Even though the concept is baffling in my opinion, the execution and performance is really good but i would never listen to these ... read more

Denzel Curry - King of the Mischievous South Vol. 2
90

A flawless collection of bangers, no skips and an entrancing flow with those interludes with Kingpin Skinny Pimp hyping the momentum while hooking the main songs. The production through this LP variates in newer forms of trap music with a rage edge and a more classic sound like something from Flockaveli like G'z Up, and sometimes a more "aquatic" sound but still hardhitting. This LP plays almost every modern way of the south sound from the last 15 years. And the great majority of ... read more

DJ Re:Code - ReVertPunk!
75

so is this where the lesbian cyberpunk furries are? asking for a friend of mine

Ok but for real this is a good LP, not overwhelmingly excellent because it has some problems mostly on the writing side of this record. But firstly the best of this album comes from the production and gender-bending sound of hardstyle and nu metal with a touch of digital hardcore giving this record a more "cyberpunk" feeling to it. But I feel like the lows on this album constantly are the lack of good ... read more

Andy Stott - Luxury Problems
88

Sigma Male TikTok Type Beat google search

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