I stretch out the marks on my thigh and peer out my porch window into the sun long enough to where my vision blurs past what I’m used to and the canvas exterior of my face becomes more and more blemished and scarred I can finally relate to the geezers and twinks around the block screaming about their issues or whatever. Like a little girl in the men’s restroom with her father and trying so hard to be courteous and scared of the older gentlemen smiling like a supposed normal folk ... read more

Yeah bro pass the dog

I could die in this car heading towards sand looking for ghost crabs staring into water and praying my smoke scented step grandfather doesn’t walk out on the porch and catch me drooling at seagulls and anything but those women that use the beach as an excuse to take instagram pictures and act all cutesy like “hey look at me on the beach :p” like bitch we all like the feeling and smells over here you have more valueable attributes that you should be valueing instead of this, ... read more

Speaking of argument if any of you bitches see my whore ex-wife alongside the road with her cheating whore thumb out leave her bitch ass and drive to the nearest bakery and pick up some coconut creme pies to throw at her cuz she’s allergic to coconut and her prefered desert is cookie brownies (yum)

Instead of being all a werewolf i turn into a curvy lane road sign every 5th of the month and get stolen by some radical leftists pricks that believe rebellion lies alongside the highway near Lexington

When i work i work with passion that makes my bald headed stubby manager prance throughout the backrooms yelling “THINGS MY WAY THINGS MY WAY” until the rest of my coworkers scoff and take off and profit and cash out.

wear a condom y'all

I put this on in the gym once and dropped a plate on my toe because my hands went numb

Couldn’t have come at a better time for me personally and I

AND I FORGOT TO TAKE MY MEDICATION SO THE UPRIGHT PIANOS HIT HARD

does anyone wanna come over and play some wwe2k15 I just unlocked jack swagger please

If everyone was sad this would be our pledge of allegiance,
The hicks would be swearing themselves to Charli XCX

Some broad held my hair back when i was barfing now the lesbian community is mad at me for losing my long hair.

One of the few albums to reproduce the shitty feeling Doris gave me(makesmewannapaintmynailsblue)

reelection

There is no sound i can make that does this album proper.

ANDAND

ANDWHENITCOMES AND STUFF AND IM HERE AND YOURE THERE AND PUNCTUATION LIES TO ITSELF ABOUT WHAT THE PURPOSE OF LIFE IS AND
AND

AND I SEE IT FOR WHAT IT IS AND MY BRAIN MAKES THE CONNECTION AND IM SITTING IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM LIKE OPOSSUMS

AND IFYOURE READING THIS AND THINKANYTHING AT ALL TRY AND SEE IT FOR WHAT IT IS BECAUSE ALL WE KNOW TO BE TRUEWILL LEAVE US

AND PERCEPTION IS WHATEVER THEY SAY IT IS

IVE NEVER BRUSHED MY TEETH PROPERLY IN MY LIFE
IVE NEVER KISSED ANYONE ... read more

does anyone here have any tictacs

Yall ever accidentally type in “aort” instead of “aoty” and start scrolling the aortic valve wiki

I started listening to this album in the shower and now i’m so clean

I lost you quicker than I lost him but the way they all have their backs turned to me and my asses facing them makes me feel some sort of way. I talk outside and walk for hours with this guy from some other place, where foreigners are normal there. We don’t have a good gas station around here. We don’t have any sort of comfort in the night, but each morning we wake up and try to forget about what happened in the past. The city of futures is a city of deniable jerk-offs who stare ... read more