Meghan Trainor - Mother
0

The lyrics makes me feel like I'm Sarah in the nuclear blast in Terminator except the extreme heat is diarrhea instead engulfing me.

The Weeknd - Starboy
87

The thing that hits me the most is that the views/popularity doesn't matter. A billion views and not once did I get a whiff of some trope/cliche these songs have to do to make it that commercially successful. Just pure talent and excitement that everyone can come around and enjoy the song. Probably the most beautiful aspect to The Weeknd in general.

PARTYNEXTDOOR - $ome $exy $ongs 4 U
10

Having rented an apartment with a view of the Mississauga skyline and seeing these towers with red lights will forever taint me knowing its Drake's aspiration for his continuous efforts in making the lamest music to date.

As if him with Views and the CN Tower wasn't enough.

The Fashion - The Fashion
85

I owe one to the dev from Black Box for NFS: Undercover that chose Like Knives.

Just realized this is just a more punkish version of STRFKR.

The Weeknd - After Hours
87

I'm so fking glad that Blinding Lights has taken the throne. I swear had One Dance or Shape of You had retained them...

Coldplay - Prospekt's March
85

Solid retakes and a few new songs.

Although yeah Lost! with Jay-Z sounds like a fkin mashup from Soundclowns lol.

Sharon Van Etten - We've Been Going About This All Wrong
80

Wished the more synthpop/electronic stuff was expanded on. Mistakes, I'll Try and Headspace are just amazing.

Lil Xan - TOTAL XANARCHY
0

The worst album cover in history. I ain't playing any songs because of that shi-

Justin Bieber - Yummy
30

Just meh, the hook is kinda good-ish.

But absolutely have to deduct points for the play/view botting marketing he was trying to pull off.

Capone - Oh No
0

Thankfully I don't use Tiktok but it did not take long to absolutely hate the song. I cannot imagine hearing this for more than 1 minute accumulative.

Pet Shop Boys - Very
80

How TF is Liberation not bolded over everything else, genuinely incredible lounge 90s song.

PinkPantheress - Fancy That
90

We don't Fancy Like in this household 🗣🗣🗣

M83 - Hurry Up, We're Dreaming.
93

I'm so glad we collectively shat on a kid singing in 'Raconte-moi une histoire', but tbh 2nd half is great. Also bigger grudge since that made me turn off the album for a while before giving it a second try.

Walker Hayes - Fancy Like
10

I've delayed my revisit to Applebee's by a year because of this song.

Imogen Heap - Speak for Yourself
90

Lush AF hip hop.

Worst track: Hide and Seek (sorry, the autotuned only vocals gave me Whatcha Say PTSD especially with how memed that beginning part got)

近藤浩治 [Koji Kondo] - Super Mario 64 Original Soundtrack
97

No amount of somberful JRPG soundtracks pulling heart strings on impressionable teens can match the absolute influence and meme worthiness of this game's soundtrack. For something that amounts to midi music, it packs so much damn character.

Animal Collective - Merriweather Post Pavilion
97

Seems like an alternate world where an artist approaching for a more pop/mainstream take led to their best album. I couldn't care less if its the most accessible Animal Collective album, the production and back to back flow is absolutely wet.

Best Tracks: Brother Sport, My Girls

Washed Out - Mister Mellow
85

Took a relisten after years of dismissing the album, nostalgia didn't lie, still got some absolute gems.

Leah Kate - Twinkle Twinkle Little Bitch
40

Gonna get absolute hate but its not that bad, I would much rather be forced to listen to thing song 20 times than listen to all of Tones and I's discography.

CORPSE & Savage Ga$p - E-Girls Are Ruining My Life
20

AI is good when it can remove the incessant terrible lyrics for my own good.

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