Various Artists - Katamari Fortissimo Damacy
100

Literally the whole thing is fucking iconic and it never fucking misses. Why did a game about rolling up shit with a giant ball have to have one of the most iconic OSTs in gaming history?

I remember playing this game when I was a toddler. How time flies...

Best tracks: Katamari on the Rocks, Lonely Rolling Star, Cherry Blossoms

Cindy Lee - Diamond Jubilee
90

An absolutely ethereal experience from start to finish.

I decided to listen to this album after hearing someone play the first / title track of the album while we were driving. It instantly caught my attention, and I decided to give the whole thing a listen. I can safely say that I was not disappointed by this album.

Is it perfect? No, definitely not. There are a few tiny moments which drag. However, the work overall is fucking amazing. This one definitely gets a "yee haw" from ... read more

Geordie Greep - The New Sound
90

The New Sound? More like The Poo Sound! Hahahahaha. Am I right?

Anyways, this album didn’t start growing on me until a few tracks in but it really is a hectically beautiful album with some insane production. The back half of the album is crazy good. I have not listened to any Black Midi adjacent stuff before, but I’m definitely going to consider listening to some of their albums now.

Best tracks: “Holy, Holy”, Motorbike, As if Waltz, The Magician, If You Are But a ... read more

Tom MacDonald - Let It Snow (Screw The Woke)
0

Look how they massacred my Christmas classic...

Dax - SOLDIER
10

No, Tom, you're a pasty-ass hack rapper.

Tom MacDonald - Danger
10

This isn't even just his usual conserva-slop. Like, Tom, this is fucking cringe. Are you 12?

Tom MacDonald - We Ain't Cowboys
30

Generic boring country-rap slop. As such, it is vastly better than most Tom MacDonald tracks.

Tom MacDonald - You Missed
10

He couldn't even write a whole 2-minute song about the assassination attempt so he had to stuff half of it with Tom MacFluff filler lyrics.

Tom MacDonald - Heroes
30

Appropriation of working class aesthetics by conservatives? Who woulda thunk? Gotta love how he lists cops first!

Tom MacDonald - Me Vs. You
20

Every time he pretends to be an enlightened centrist it's a little bit funny ngl.

Tom MacDonald - God Mode
0

Did this mf actually write his own villain song? This shit is actually incredible. This is the music equivalent of him fully embracing hatred and evil in the most awe-inspiring way possible. It actually sends chills down your spine.

Tom MacDonald - The Machine
10

Why is Tom MacDonald pretending to be an enlightened centrist lmfao?

Tom MacDonald - FACTS
0

Literally just a conservative rant with no actual message. The Ben Shapiro feature being so bad its funny is the only reason this didn't get a zero. Actually, scratch that. I started writing this while listening to it and it just draaaaags after the BS segment. This gets the "kill me" score.

Pink Floyd - See Emily Play
70

It looks like I'm in the minority here, but I only think this track is just good. Not great, not amazing, just good. It's very catchy and quite psychedelic, but I don't really get too much out of the lyrics on here. Still, it's not a bad track by any means.

Lena Raine - Celeste
100

Lena Raine should stick to this stuff instead of attempting to make music for Minecraft IMO. Anyways, this is perhaps the greatest videogame OST of all time (although it is still in close contention with Super Mario Galaxy). Hell, this is even just a great album on its own. Go play Celeste if you haven't yet!

Best Track: Resurrections

Tyler, The Creator - CHROMAKOPIA
80

Hell yeah, this is a pretty awesome album. It’s got a very nice flow and has very few bad moments (although they do exist). I especially liked “Take Your Mask Off” and “Like Him”. Both are genuinely amazing songs, and the latter really got me by the emotions when I first heard it. I’ve got to listen to more of Tyler’s stuff.

Best Tracks: Take Your Mask Off, Like Him

Worst Track: Sticky

Sufjan Stevens - Illinois
100

The first time I listened to this album I was genuinely left speechless. I’m long due on writing this review (hell, I thought I had already done so months ago), so I’m going to lay it all out now. Illinois is a magical journey that will play on your emotions and make you feel things you’ve never felt before.

The opening to this album is incredible. Concerning the UFO Sighting + The Black Hawk War gently brings you into the album before crescendoing and leaving you on your ... read more

Will Wood - The New Normal! (The Normal Album 2024 Edit)
90

It’s The Normal Album, now remastered (except for LMN for some reason)! It’s the exact same album, so I’m just going to give it the same score I gave the original. That remastered version of Suburbia Overture, though, sounds fucking amazing. Two thumbs up!

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