68

this album is so tonally bland, it goes in one ear and out the other. every track has the same dynamic mix so it doesn’t even feel like i’m listening to a different song, just a really long boring one. hope this helps

Steely Dan - Aja
98

go white boys go. hope this helps

Gustavo Cerati - Siempre es hoy
93

Absolutely incredible record, start to finish. hope this helps

The Beatles - Carnival of Light
NR

how tf is this on here if you cant even listen to it? hope this helps

Slayyyter - WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA
86

slutty ass album. hope this helps

Fleetwood Mac - Rumours
71

this album is so lackluster in every possible way. hope this helps

Gustavo Cerati - Bocanada
92

genuinely a phenomenal record through and through. a great listen. hope this helps

The Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
91

the amount of quality tracks on this record is astounding for its size. hope this helps

Jane Remover - β™‘
40

jane continues to make the same sensory overload electro-slop yet again. hope this helps

Fiona Apple - When the Pawn...
74

not for me. hope this helps

JPEGMAFIA - SCARING THE HOES: DIRECTOR'S CUT
40

peggy is the biggest dick on the internet. hope this helps

OutKast - Aquemini
90

yes. hope this helps

82

solid record. lots of misses though. hope this helps

Joni Mitchell - Blue
79

eh. hope this helps

Fall Out Boy - Infinity on High
78

it’s entertaining, but i don’t like it that much. hope this helps

TOOL - Lateralus
92

one hell of a good, confusing, and downright ominous record. hope this helps

A Tribe Called Quest - The Low End Theory
89

what a straight bumpin’ album, i can literally not describe it in any other way. hope this helps.

The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead
82

it could be better. hope this helps

Maruja - Pain to Power
86

(500th review) for sure album of the year. oh my god this LP is fucking phenomenal, sure i’m not a big fan of any political albums because they’re always cheesy in the writing, but the instrumentals make up tenfold for the writing, and the vocals are fantastic as well. hope this helps

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