Ween - Quebec
100

All my homies Ween off to this. Fuck you rolling stone

BoxOfRocks - Fuck You Vol: 3
100

A work of my own. I like to think I'm so what of a genius, a visionary, an expert at this whole music thing

Robin Callaway - i saw an angel in the mirror
100

Genuinely so fucking amazing holy shit. I know nothing about the person who made this, but I would like to firmly shake their hand. I NEED an interview from this person ASAP. This is the type of shit that makes me hopeful for the future of music.
Best: Serephim ii
Worst: None
GET THIS BACK ON THE ALL TIME CHART

Lumen Hollow - Various Demos
88

Great demo compalition from the goat
Best: Demo #2 (Groundspace)
Worst: Demo #4 (On the wall)

Demo #1 (intro): 85
Demo #2 (Groundspace):100
Demo #3 (Time Stands Still): 90
Demo #4 (On the wall): 75
Demo #5 (Untitled): 95
Demo#6 (Sunset in the Breeze): 88
Demo #7 (When Waves Crash): 98
Demo #8 (Nothingness): 82
Demo #9 (Random Rock): 80

山下達郎 [Tatsuro Yamashita] - For You
100

I took a piss during this, I could've sworn my piss was rainbow colored. (maybe i need to get that checked out)
Best: Sparkle
Worst: none
Most vibey: Sparkle

Godspeed You! Black Emperor - F♯ A♯ ∞
100

"Where are you going?" I DON'T FUCKING KNOW MAN I'M SCARED!
(only 2 songs i could list so idc)

Gabriel Hynes - The Sweet Life of Gabriel Hynes
100

Did the angel Gabriel make this?

Kate Bush - Hounds of Love
82

Peak English teacher core
Best: Running up that hill
Worst: Waking the witch
Most English teacher core: Hello Earth

Swans - To Be Kind
99

Stop it, you're scaring me Micheal
Best: To be kind
Worst: Some things we do
Most chaotic: Bring the Sun / Toussaint L'Ouverture

Ween - The Pod
80

What the fuck
Best: Sketches of Winkle
Worst: Molly
Brownest: Strap on that jammy pac

Talking Heads - Remain in Light
96

Sounds like if you gave an autistic guy a band, studio time, and Brian Eno
Best: Once in a lifetime
Worst: The Overload
Most autistic: Once in a lifetime

C418 - Minecraft - Volume Alpha
99

50 FOLLOWER SPECIAL
I remember my first 2 followers and how cool that felt, but now there are 50 of them, and that's just as cool.
Anyway, now I need to review the album. I chose this one because it's an album we all grew up on wether you knew it or not. Video game OSTs often get a bad rep, but as someone who listens to a decent amount of ambient music, I think this genuinely stands on its own 2 feet as one of the best in that genre. Everything is so beautiful and lush that it ... read more

Jeff Rosenstock - WORRY.
95

In a time of my life where I'm having a whole bunch of fear, anxiety, and worries, this album was a great way for me to just throw that aside and have fun, while simultaneously the lyrical themes are based around that.
Best: Perfect sound whatever
Worst: We begged 2 explode
Medley 97/100

Ween - Shinola, Vol. 1
94

I'm incredibly biased, but this is the greatest compilation of outtakes of all time
Best: Did you see me?
Worst: Big fat fuck
Israel: Israel

Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp a Butterfly
100

(a re-review because my other one was ass) Wow, what a trip. I think I cried during this, I don't know. This is one of those albums that you hear and without a doubt know that this is something truly special. To be honest, this took a few listens. It isn't an album that's easily digestible, and I think that's one of the many strengths of this album. I felt such a wide array of emotions during this that it almost felt like emotional whiplash. Every song on here made me think ... read more

J. Cole - The Fall-Off
90

This was my first Cole album and it was a great point to start imo. This also seems to be Cole's last album and he went out with a bang, it fell off a little towards the end but the good songs here were amazing.
Best: SAFETY
Worst: Only you

95

Some of the most mindfuck music I've heard.
Best: Windowlicker
Worst: ΔMi-1=-αΣDi[n][ΣFji[n-1]+Fexti[n-1]] (what the fuck is that title)
Craziest: ΔMi-1=-αΣDi[n][ΣFji[n-1]+Fexti[n-1]] (but for real richard what the fuck)

A Tribe Called Quest - The Low End Theory
96

Incredibly consistent, full of bangers, and some of the most fun I've ever had listening to an album.
Best: Scenario
Worst: Infamous date rape
Most fun: Scenario

Xania Monet - The Things I Didn't Say
0

I have decided I will reserve my 0s for AI music and playdough cooked in tea.
Best: None (because it's AI)
Worst: All (because it's AI)
Fuck this soulless AI bullshit

Pink Floyd - The Dark Side of the Moon
99

It's dark side of the fucking moon, what am I supposed to say?
Best: The great gig in the sky
Worst: On the run

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