Drake - ICEMAN
70

this is drake’s bully. guarantee in 3 days the 3.4 pitchfork review written by kieran press reynolds will have the line “at least the heart part 6 felt like drake at his most vulnerable!”

Charli xcx - Rock Music
50

WARNING!!! YOU ARE PIRATING A CHARLI XCX MUSIC VIDEO!!! PLEASE POWER OFF YOUR DEVICE NOW OR ELSE

CAPSULE - PLAYER
73

this album is really funny because it's literally half mediocre/just plain ass and then half electropop perfection you expect from Yasutaka Nakata. I was Wrong + Can I Have A Word does not get enough praise.

fakemink - Night, Blooming Jasmine .
83

girl name is jasmine yasmin

TwerkNation28 - #TWERKNATION SEASON ONE!!!
22

Teenager has message for the LGBTQ 🏳️‍🌈

68

You know, with how annoyingly chaste I thought the original album was, I thought the remix album was going to be more of the same noncommittal to the whole sexual exterior. Sure, there’s nothing overly raunchy about the production or feel of this album besides the cover (so maybe i was correct in my assumption!), but it’s definitely not the level of lukewarm as the original. Actually you know what, I might be taking this all too seriously. The album’s fun actually. When the ... read more

drug bug - Hell for a Basement
NR

drug as a bug in a rug

34

The worst and most fatal part of this album is that once the gut reaction shock value wears off, the actual product is so ashamedly chaste and tepid it evaporates the sexual veneer that r u s s e l b u c k imagines it having. Far be it from me to question the pioneering mastermind behind remixing Die Young and In De Ghetto on his antics, but RAVEPOP is merely a marketing or album cover change away from feeling right at home in a middle school P.E. playlist, serving bottles of Gatorade instead ... read more

Vylet Pony - Gonarch's Lair
40

I've always seen Vylet Pony as an artist who's very much not afraid to wear her influences on her sleeve, let alone boast about them. And that's honestly really charming to see at times. But it's not charming when the only songs off an album I didn't feel like turning off at some point happen to directly bite Jane Remover in some shape or form. From the noticeable vocal inflections, to taking Jane's signature 4-count, to literally naming one of her songs VPVPVP, ... read more

ζŸŠγƒžγ‚°γƒγ‚Ώγ‚€γƒˆ [Hiiragi Magnetite] - ι›‘ι­š [Zako]
28

this song is not bad because of the chill pedophile stuff this song is bad because it's fucking boring

J Dilla - Donuts
96

OHHHHHH MYYYYY GODDDDDD MY BOY SAID HE'S IN THE ASTON DOIN DOOOOOOOOOOONUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS!!!!!!!!!

Magdalena Bay - Imaginal Disk
95

potential 2024 album of the year hampered down by a rather mediocre ironmouse cover

Pusha T - The Story Of Adidon
NR

Not Like Us Pt. 2 (Featuring bbno$ and Ironmouse)

mustard on the beat bro!

Verse 1:
yo yo yo it's kendrick and im here to say
what i just heard about you is not a-okay!
they called you the swans of rap
but now we know your a diddy ahhhh crap :skull:
this diss track is now a bust
and it's because youre NOT LIKE US.

*beat switch*
introducing... ironmouse!!!!
mmmustard on the beat bro (again)

Ironmouse:
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!

bbno$:
turn the diddy off turn the ... read more

Jibbs - Chain Hang Low
NR

Imagine you were a 1800s plantation owner writing a song in order to make fun at the expense of African Americans, by some miracle you resurrected to today and the first thing you discover is your racist jingle has been repurposed as a hip-hop party anthem. I used to work at SONIC and they played this in the kitchen every shift.

EsDeeKid - Rebel
NR

taxed out like a fanum πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Willy Rodriguez - wetdream
77

if they replaced the word furry with toriel inflation i woulda given it a 100

NR

perfect album for fat latinxes like me

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