Your Favorite Martian - Alien
NR

used this as part of a school presentation once as a joke

CORPSE & Savage Ga$p - E-Girls Are Ruining My Life
0

"it goes hard" shut the fuck up

CORPSE - agoraphobic
18

self-diagnosed anxiety-core

Techno Animal - The Brotherhood of the Bomb
89

I consider this the birth of REAL industrial hip hop. Yes, there were artists before this that combined industrial and hip hop in their music (dating all the way back to the 80s), but Brotherhood of the Bomb really justifies the genre's existence. It's the first great album in the subgenre's lineage, and stands on its own legs outside of being pre-DG noise rap. Stuff like Cruise Mode 101 with Rubberoom, DC-10 with Sonic Sum, or Hell with dalek still sounds fucking incredible even 20 years ... read more

Slauson Malone 1 - A Quiet Farwell, 2016-2018
91

We are entering the post-rap phase of hip hop and this release is the horseman of death reaping the souls of the old gods. It takes the traditionalist, quasi-experimentation of legends past like Dilla and Madlib and turns it into a collage of atmospheric psychedelia. It deconstructs the genre as we know it and completely flips it on its head. This will be regarded as an influential masterpiece by 2030.

Coin locker kid - The Salmon of Doubt
100

I haven't heard an album exude such an intensive aura of "objective masterpiece" since I first listened to Soundtracks for the Blind. Wow. Written review seriously cannot do this justice. You really have to listen to it for yourself to get it.

Hi-C - High the lon35tarr mixtape 2016​-​2017
0

blood-boilingly bad. i used to think we reached "peak trap" in 2017 but this....this is so antithetical to my music taste it's actually impressive. this has to be one of the most gimmicky, purely style-over-substance releases i've ever heard. it's no wonder he's a piece of shit pedo scammer outside of his music

Fax Gang - AETHERNET
31

no you dont get it man it's SUPPOSED to sound like shit

R.A.P. Ferreira - bob's son: R​.​A​.​P. Ferreira in the garden level cafe of the scallops hotel
63

Underwhelming. Feels like the half-baked B-Sides of Purple Moonlight Pages. I have no idea why he released this. Definitely his weakest albums across all aliases.

Playboi Carti - Whole Lotta Red
19

I hope you BLACKPINK-level fanboys can finally release the tight grasp on your 3-inch dicks for Carti now. This album is a complete and utter joke from one of, if not THE most overhyped artist of the past decade. Hip hop culture is a fucking cesspool.

Lil Darkie - SWAMP
60

Lil Darkie portrays his third album of the year as a conclusive finale to few remaining stray ends of the first arc of his artistic career with its aptly named title, yet fails to capitalize or develop upon anything remotely interesting. It's a bloated, directionless mess with zero real artistic ambition or innovation despite its completely unwarranted 22 track run time of a full hour. I am really sick of attempting to meekly defend an artist whose genuine best efforts are consistently. Lil ... read more

Implicit Doom - Cake
100

Implicit Coom

Cage - Movies for the Blind
75

I BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN LIKE A FUCKIN' TALKING HEAD

Kill The Vultures - Kill the Vultures
96

Shit's really, really fucked up man. I don't know any other way to say it. Disturbing and demented don't even begin to describe this. Avant-jazz rap never sounded so good.

Bladee - Icedancer
0

It's Literally Just Generic Trap With A Bunch Of Filters On It, And His Fans Act Like He's The Next Aphex Twin Or Something. If It Weren't For The Aesthetic No One Would Care About This Guy

Taylor Swift - folklore: the long pond studio sessions (from the Disney+ special)
56

fucking hate the spotify ads i get for this. i hate all spotify ads tbh. i hate all ads tbh

Lil Darkie - FUCK ALL OF YOU <3
53

can this man please put effort into his music again

100 gecs - sympathy 4 the grinch
NR

hyperpop is going to age so fucking poorly come like 5 years tops once people realize ironic humor was never funny

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