Sabrina Carpenter - Man's Best Friend
40

she somehow managed to make a worse album than her last 2 projects

Camila Cabello - C,XOXO
72

it was okay. that’s all i truly have to say. i was so excited when i heard the “it’s time” and “real life angels” snippets for the album to be absolutely nothing like that and exactly like her previous albums: ballads with latin infused pop music.

i feel as if the charli xcx copycat claims got to her head and she scrapped some songs. the “re-brand” is definitely the most forced thing i’ve ever seen, she shouldn’t have marketed her ... read more

Gracie Abrams - The Secret of Us
60

solid album. close to you is amazing so she gets her flowers but i don’t have much to say

TINI - un mechón de pelo
75

this is the first album i’ve heard in full of hers and i have to say it is very good.

you can tell that on posta / ni de ti she’s trying to have her MOTOMAMI moment from the production all the way to the grandma voice notes (💀) but honestly she executed it well - although the “rebrand” seems forced but i see her vision.

my fav tracks are bien, ni de ti and tinta 90 and they’re all great. i’m glad she got what was in her chest off in a beautiful manner.

ODD EYE CIRCLE - Max & Match
83

this is definitely top 3 kpop albums of all time. this surpasses all of loona and their sub-units artistic peak which is insane. i wish this is the sound that loona had in their ot12 discography because they would’ve been one of the best.

sweet crazy love is one of the best songs EVER. in my opinion, odd should’ve been the opener for this album rather than ADD because it fits way better. girl front and LOONATIC are also beautiful songs and uncover is the best b-side. my only ... read more

aespa - Savage
85

easily #1 best kpop album to ever exist. there isn’t less than a 8/10 on this project. the production is amazing from beginning to finish and so are the vocals.

this is what aespa is for me. this is their sound and what their vision should’ve been. lucid dream is one of the best songs of all time and it saddens me that they moved away from this sound so quick.

the worst song imo is i’ll make you cry but even that is amazing and delivers an EXCELLENT vocal performance. ... read more

Normani - DOPAMINE
45

it’s okay. it has some cute highs (still, all yours, lights on) etc. but the lows are actually horrible. the intro is probably one of the worst songs i have ever heard.

the clear truth is that her label made her re-work this multiple times until they got they wanted, and you can tell some of these tracks were made in 2018.

could i have gone another 10 years without this? yes. also it should’ve been a completely solo album, and motivation (a career highlight) should’ve been ... read more

Taylor Swift - THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: THE ANTHOLOGY
52

[ANTHOLOGY ONLY]
this is the snooze that taylor antis say evermore is. like oh my god, it feels like i’m listening to the same song 12 times (especially the ones that are names) like i just can’t sit through it.

although, imgonnagetyouback so high school & the black dog are AMAZING. they could’ve easily been in the standard with 2 tracks being taken out. besides those, the only other good track is i hate it here. whoever allowed this double album release needs to go.

KAROL G - MAÑANA SERÁ BONITO
45

it’s giving “you can copy my homework but change a few things” failed miserably. you are not rosalía nor bad bunny, stop trying to be them.

literally 17 tracks about sex over cheap reggaeton beats. the first track sounds like yt copyright free music and the rest of the album is almost unlistenable, even half the singles are trash.

the title track is cute tho so congrats. so are provenza and tqg

Björk - Post
0

idk how people actually listen to this

Björk - Homogenic
0

definition of ear rape.

Björk - Vespertine
0

this is actually trash im crying so hard

Fiona Apple - Fetch the Bolt Cutters
0

wow this is actually terrible i feel like i lost my sense of hearing

0

i wish there was a negative rating option.

Fiona Apple - Tidal
NR

worst album of all time

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