JID - The Forever Story
95

He talking bout when he was a lil jid.

Geese - 3D Country
89

Ok maybe *some* country is good

Moondog - Moondog
87

if moondog started today, he'd be making experimental drone

Christopher Larkin - Hollow Knight: Silksong (Original Soundtrack)
91

WHERE IS "fa ri doo la see ma net" CHRISTOPHER???? WHERE IS IT?????

Boris - あくまのうた [Akuma no uta]
89

"For all the dogs" ahh cover art

Melt-Banana - Fetch
88

Sometimes I wonder if it's just me that has dogshit music taste and Benson Boon and Ed Sheeran are goated and I can't see it.

Big Thief - Masterpiece
79

My justification for this score is simply the fact that I didn't get sad enough listening to this. That's it. Do better next time.

Boris - flood
96

This album gave me foreplay, sex and aftercare. And I came HARD.

Boris - Heavy Rocks
89

I really wish I was a teenager in 2002 listening to Boris. Everyone would think I'm a loser but the one time I met someone who also listens to them we would each think that the other is the coolest person ever. Nowadays if I met someone who listens to Boris I would think they're a loser and they'd think the same about me and they'd be right.

Boris - Amplifier Worship
82

Oh and people thought I was annoying *before* listening to Boris.

Deftones - private music
87

Close enough. Welcome back my favourite underground metal band, Deftones.

Wolf Alice - The Clearing
75

Maybe the singles set my expectations too high, but everything between the first 3 and last 2 tracks sounds uninspired and like filler to me. The melodies and the instrumentals of those 6 tracks just aren't interesting enough to justify their place next to the singles. And even if the lyrics are sometimes pretty good, they are greatly overshadowed by the musical sleep the tracks put me in.

Hayley Williams - EGO
81

No, Hayley, girl. Don't let the haters get to you. This is how everyone should release music. We've been doing it wrong all this time. Thank you for showing us the correct way.

Joey Valence & Brae - HYPERYOUTH
92

4 BMO samples and you want me to what? Not like it? Tuff chance

Dev Lemons - SURFACE TENSION
84

I would like to thank Saint Anthony for this album.

Quadeca - Vanisher, Horizon Scraper
99

It's crazy how this man Danny Brown can feature on an experimental electronic folk pop album and sound 100% in place

Tyler, The Creator - DON'T TAP THE GLASS
85

If anyone who hadn't made Tyler's previous albums dropped heat like this, you would all be crying from peak

Faith No More - King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime
96

Damn I'm on my Gurdian shit
I be talking bull
Damn I'm on my Entertainment weekly shit
I be hating hard
I be talking hella cap
I feel like Rolling Stone

Björk - Fossora
82

This is one of her WORST albums

Björk - Utopia
74

Even after this album I strongly believe thete can never be enough Björk in the world. However all is relative and this album proves that in a secluded scenario there can not only be enough Björk, but too much Björk.

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