(score for "the cure")
300 ratings i guess. i felt that i might as well give that dubious honor to this instead of the other single that wouldve gotten that slot. im not really inclined towards olivia rodrigo much at all but this is undeniably a very impressive pop performance. maybe itll grow on me idk the climax of the song is very nice
i . . . . what
sad straight up does not have a beat and relies solely on this one thing that sounds like someone trying to play a kazoo so badly that it resembles a dying whale and the entire second half is maybe one step removed from a gavinzbeats album this is like genuinely unscorable but damnit im trying my best here okay
also apparently this was my 100th rated album and i have no idea how to feel about that
K Pop: 5/10
Busy Body: 3.5/10
Navy: 4/10
Swaggy Fly: 2.5/10
Sad: 2/10
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crying at the my humps sample on babygirl and the barely adjusted all of the lights sample on well. Lights
this is supahant parody "Experimental" nobody is gonna understand what this means except me but i have rarely been more right about something
how did we get to the point where my score on a jpeg album is only barely below the average guys we might be hating a little too hard
投影の芸術: NR
babygirl: 6/10
Burning Hammer: 7.5/10
$ (Money): 5.5/10
Pop this Heat: 6/10
Meet ... read more
passable enough but i think itd be more memorable if all the songs repeated the title of the album and had “Quirky and Upbeat” drops to totally dance to. maybe Niche Micro Celebrity Records could help in that department
Big Poe: 6.5/10
Sugar on My Tongue: 7.5/10
Sucka Free: 7.5/10
Mommanem: NR
Stop Playing With Me: 7/10
Ring Ring Ring: 7/10
Don’t Tap That Glass / Tweakin’: 6/10
Don’t You Worry Baby: 7/10
I’ll Take Care of You: 7/10
Tell Me What It Is: 6.5/10
i think my gavinzbeats marathon may actually have permanently fried my taste
listened to this because i know the person who made it saw she had a link to it on bandcamp where it was free to listen to and thought "yknow why not ive been on an Album Listening Arc as of the past few months"
i had no idea what to expect going into this but im very intrigued by it. its an interesting blend of electronic music and ambient vibes with a sprinkle of Pure Noise, a lot of the tracks have a ... read more
#Im50AndThisIsDeep
prime "phone bad book good" whining taken to the point of near satire
inoffensive synthpop song. probably has a super negative score because not everyone realizes the music video is Also rateable
cant believe dababy predicted what iceman and the other two albums would sound like 4 years early
GO AGAIN: 3/10
DROP DAT DISS: 1.5/10
BOOGEYMAN: 2/10
SOCKS: 0.5/10
NO CONDOM: 0.5/10
SUMMA DAT: =AVG (i remember nothing about this)
STILL: 1/10
ACT THAT HARD: 2/10
KEEP IT CUTE: 2/10
ONE MAN ARMY: 2/10
CALL OF DUTY: 1.5/10
THAT'S WHY I CREEP: 1/10
BLANK: 2/10
DON'T LET EM LIE: 2/10
its past 1:30 in the morning and i am here listening to drake albums how have i even gotten to this point ts is so boring i think im gonaa fall asleep or somethng
crazy ploy dropping two of the worst albums of the year and possibly the worst big albums of the decade to make the mediocre main event seem good by comparison
purgaot yhmusic
Make Them Cry: 5.5/10
Dust: 4/10
Whisper My Name: 4/10
Janice STFU: 3.5/10
Ran To Atlanta: 4/10
Shabang: 4/10
Make Them Pay: 2.5/10
Burning Bridges: ... read more
did not think it could get worse than habibti but here we are. the lyricism here is COMICALLY bad, not to mention the the cha cha slide parody in cheetah print and the start of princess leaving me utterly baffled WHAT was he thinking
thank you drake for filling the godawful 2026 album-shaped hole in my heart
Hoe Phase: 4.5/10
Road Trips: 5.5/10
Outside Tweaking: 3/10
Cheetah Print: 0/10
Which One: 1.5/10
Amazing Shape: 1/10
BBW: 0.5/10
True Bestie: 1.5/10
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test case ## results back: being ace doesnt cut it for this its gotta be specifically gay
probably didnt help that i had to listen to this with one ear but like yeah idk im probably not gonna remember this tomorrow. id imagine the lyrics are deep and whatnot but that hardly matters when i cant even understand what hes saying
My Boy (Twin Fantasy): 6/10
Beach Life-In-Death: 8/10
Stop Smoking (We Love You): NR
Sober to Death: 7/10
Nervous Young Inhumans: 7/10
Bodys: 7.5/10
Cute Thing: ... read more
the way he says dick in the track of that name just sounding like "Dih" is prime unintentional comedy he could never be that funny while actually trying to be
CRASH THE JEEP: 2.5/10
NO FINSTA: 2/10
D!CK: 1/10
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