Waterparks - INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
69

I'm a long time critic of this band, but also a long time listener, and I never listen to be negative. The numerous times it's ended up that I'm at one of their live shows, whether they're on a festival lineup or in the opening lineup, I have been deeply unimpressed by their performance and reminded that that's how their music feels to me, a bad performance. This album however .. is a really fun corny dramatic performance and I actually find myself going back to it a fair bit. Maybe it's ... read more

Buckshot - BURNING BARN
94

This tape soundtracked memories I will have for years, genuinely some of the most amusing, impressionable, cool moments from HM. Buckshot rivals Ghost Mountain in terms of haunted mound music that you can feel like a human listening to

The 1975 - Being Funny in a Foreign Language
88

Slowly coming down from my red hot rage towards Matty Healy arc to allow myself to enjoy this album despite certain lyrical atrocities

James Ivy - Texas
NR

song of the summer yessir

Avenade - Vice Versa in Such Things
94

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If I reviewed music I would say some cool smart things about this album for sure because it is deserving of being called cool smart things! But instead I will contribute that it is awesome dope and cool. Perhaps the highest praise ever given to anything ever.

Jack Johnson - Sing-A-Longs and Lullabies for the Film Curious George
81

this mayyy be the best album of all time MAYBE .. perhaps.. might not be but there's a chance it's the best thing ever

Avenade - Swim / Closure
91

AVENADE . . . . . . AVENADE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I LVLEO YOU AVEANADE ........ MWAH

food house - mos thoser
NR

MONITORED A TWEET BETWEEN YOU AND UHH FRACK

Declan McKenna - Zeros
84

YYWEYYAAAA DECLAN BABYE

Dua Lipa - Future Nostalgia
81

C.L. Jesse is mad online

I fux with these song(S.)

Twiztid - The Darkness
31

in hell should not be so good, yet it is

Lil Squeaky - Evil Evil
57

Up there with Footye North. A flex favourite

Submarine Man - Mo Foota
NR

not laughing. no comment.

C'est La Fin! - French Bangers
25

Honestly, I laughed, I fw the vision, it kept me on my toes, has its tolerable moments, probably some copyright issues but I'm no snitch

Submarine Man - Submarine Boy Rules
2

not proud of this score but nine fucking minutes

Lil Mosquito Disease - Trombone Attacc
65

Probably the most tolerable LMD disease song to date! Funny and not dreadful

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