Best of 2021

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ECCO2K - E
ECCO2K
E
96
Jul 17
Noname - Room 25
Noname
Room 25
90
Jun 27

Recent Reviews

EmptyStudios -
100
Endless is Endless, what do I even write about it. Frank Ocean creates some of the most beautiful music I've ever heard. It seems like the conversation around Endless revolves around its relationship with Blonde but they offer different experiences. Blonde is a colorful catchy RnB opus, while Endless is much colder and more patient. The musical interludes let the listener soak in this muted world Frank has created, hell I'd argue most of the songs are interludes. On Blonde almost every song can ... read more
EmptyStudios -
79
This is a solid ep. I've been following 8485 for a little while now and this isn't what I expected, but her lyrical and singing capabilities are still here in spades. Songs like hangar and southview are wonderful angsty singer-songwriter jams. I do hope that she gets more experimental with her future projects because this does seem derivative of other acts, but this fits my tastes pretty well.
EmptyStudios -
94
Edit: The Best Brockhampton album, I haven’t felt this way about an album since Igor. Changed my score to a 96 because I have no taste.

The light was very much worth the wait. I know this album might not be for everyone, but I am a Brockhampton shill so of course, I was going to love this. Roadrunner is the most vulnerable Brockhampton album to date. Even if you don’t love the second half of this album, I feel the emotional potency can’t be ignored. Surprisingly Joba is the ... read more
EmptyStudios -
NR
This new Lorde track is awesome!!! Love the lyrics, and she just really has such a captivating voice. Excited to finally get the follow up to Melodrama considering how obsessed i’ve been with it lately. It’s so refreshing to see such an innovative and original artist climbing the charts lately, very excited for the album.
EmptyStudios -
NR
Manages to sound like it was created by an ai while also having the worst/funniest choruses i’ve ever heard. Imagine writing these lyrics as an adult man. Painfully bland and obvious metaphor that will be consumed down the gullet of his cult like fan base, like ants rummaging through a rotting piece of bread I left out last night.

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Jul 7, 2021
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Apr 25, 2021
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Apr 24, 2021
First impressions are key when it comes to albums. A good opener can really open your eyes and let the listener know what is in store for them, a bad opener, on the other hand, can put a bad taste in the listener's mouth and ruin the experience for them.

Which brings me to my question for my list: What is your favorite album opener of all time and why? (only choose one, and please give the artist, album, and song name)

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Mar 19, 2021
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Mar 5, 2021
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Feb 15, 2021
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Feb 15, 2021
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Jan 24, 2021
thanks for the follow buddy!
Jan 24, 2021
having fun with reviews again :)
Dec 15, 2020
thank you for your pick!
the list is out right now,link
is down below. thanks! (again)

https://www.albumoftheyear.org/user/parthanyjobtano/list/31786/aotys-album-of-the-year-2020-with-a-twist/

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My ratings are based on my personal enjoyment, no objectivity here. If you’re an american, bisexual, anxiety ridden, lonely boy like me, then you’ll love my nuanced opinions on Brockhampton and why I don’t need good grades to get into community college. MOM GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM WRITING REVIEWS FOR THE VIRGINITY WEBSITE!!!

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90-99
 
72

80-89
 
90

70-79
 
21

60-69
 
11

50-59
 
5

40-49
 
2

30-39
 
3

20-29
 

10-19
 
4

0-9
 
6

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