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In short, this band stands in the shadow of it's objectively greatest hit "Big Balls." This album is completely flavorless, a trite waltz through hard rock mediocrity. Brian Johnson, you are a demon in human clothing. Once again, the Irish (Thin Lizzy) outperform the Aussies on all fronts. The only band better at mundane, tepid, elevator rock music is Bon Jovi. In the name of the Father, Son, and Holy spirit, please smite Bon Jovi from this earth, Because even AC/DC had the ... read more

So there's this ice cream truck that passes by my house every summer, and for years, I've always wondered what the tune was that they played. I looked online for ages trying to find the song. I recorded it, studied over it, and to no avail. I thought the tune was oddly melancholic and too interesting melodically for an ice cream truck. Well, I finally found out that the song was none other than the famous "Llorando se fue." If I had just been able to catch up to that truck ... read more

This year is fantastic for hip-hop, but this has gotta be one of the best in the genre of the past 5 years. Holy CRAPPOLI this shit got my balls blown back to yesteryear. The instrumentality, the emotional vulnerability, all coinciding in one magnificent jazzy orgasmic package. It's got me absolutely quaking in my boots. Definitely a highlight in the genre, as a whole. WOW!

I could really go for some crab rangoons and potstickers right now.
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This album is really interesting, because on one hand it's really funny, but on the other it's deeply disturbing, almost like it's haunted, like there's a GHOST in the album there's a goddamn ghost in this albummmm whyyyyy.
Rhode Island is too small >:( Or maybe... Every other state is too big.
waoowww I want crab rangoons so badd I'm gonna cry.
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