Onision - I Am Trash
0

I lost a bet and had to listen to this. This is the worst album ever, and it isn't even close. I will never get those 3 hours of my life back. This is actual, absolute, fucking torture. It is extremely offensive, produced like fucking shit, 3 hours too long, and tear-jerkingly cringy. I hate this thing with every ounce of being. This album is a fucking crime. I swear to fucking god if I ever have to listen to anything on this fucking album again.

Shoulda just watched Brad's video instead as a ... read more

AJR - Born and Bred
7

This album fucking sucks... big surprise. This album consists of very kidz-bop-esque covers, and it's bad. The production leaves a lot to be desired, and overall, this is a very annoying album to go through. It is way too long, and very boring. I don't have much more to say other than that this album fucking sucks. Horrible first impression.

Corey Feldman - Angelic 2 the Core
50

Ight hear me out... This album is in fact dogshit, but I find it fucking hillarious. This is "The Room" of music for me. A hillariocity if you will. I listened to this thing twice in a row due to sheer disbelief. Dogshit production, weird lyrics, really funny features... This album is too godamn entertaining. I give this a 90 on the entertainment scale, and a 10 for the actual album, leading to a score of 50/100. And with that, my credibility is lost lmao.

Onision - The Banana Man
0

Fucking kill me. This is indescribably hard to listen to.

Etienne Sin - Sinna, Vol. 1
21

What in the jarring ass fuck is this? This is a massive bruh moment of an album. This is hyper-cringe, and because of that, this is one of those "try not to laugh" albums.

Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
100

This was my new album of the night, and this is the easiest perfect score ever. I can't think of a single negative thing to say. This is the perfect album. This is yet another album of a handful to make me cry throughout. So much emotion, distress, anguish, and passion. The instrumentation is so godamn powerful, and the lyrics... holy shit the lyrics. The title track of the album is also my new favorite song of all time. This is a fucking masterpiece and everyone needs to listen to this. Rest ... read more

Metallica - St. Anger
10

This ain't it chief. This album sounds like utter garbage. The snare is so fucking loud and pingy, that it actually becomes physically painful at times. How the fuck did this reach the public. There are also some really cringy lyrics that sound like they belong on a shitty nu metal song.

Muse - Dead Star • In Your World
100

Some of MUSE's best songs. Dead Star is a top 10 MUSE song, and their cover of Can't Take My Eyes Off You is one of the best covers ever.

Mori Calliope - JIGOKU 6
65

Update: Relisten caused me to drop the score from 77 -> 65. This album is pretty mid.
This is not my genre of interest, but color me surprised; this isn't terrible. I'd even call it great. This was my first Mori album, and this shorty is a pretty fun listen and masterfully produced. I went in with low expectations, and I was very surprised. There are some overly chaotic moments that kinda drag it down, but not enough for me to still leave with a positive opinion of the album. Funny ... read more

Metallica - Master of Puppets
100

Holy fuck... this album is a godamn masterpiece. Every song delievers. Very powerful instrumentals with powerful lyrics provides one of the most powerful albums ever.

Falling In Reverse - Fashionably Late
18

Getting through this album is like a video game. Every song is an obstacle, and finally getting through it feels like victory. This album is really fucking disgusting, and it is a joke of an album. If you enjoy beating women, this must be the best album ever, however, I am a decent human being and find this album to be one of the worst. At least it is very entertaining due to how bad it is. It's actually grown on me because it almost always gets a laugh out of me. Too bad Ronnie Radke fucking ... read more

Joni Mitchell - Blue
97

This is one of a handful of albums to make me tear up. This is a comfy, yet very emotional album. This album 100% comes from the heart, and it is one of the best lyrically driven albums ever.

Roger Waters - The Dark Side of the Moon Redux
15

Edit: That ASMR kinda hits
0 -> 15

This album is almost as insulting as Doug Walker's The Wall. This somehow misses the point of Dark Side of the Moon, YET HE WROTE MOST OF THE ALBUM, so what the fuck happened here? Dark Side of the Moon is currently my favorite album of all time, and this album is one of my least favorite. This album is also painfully boring, somehow making Dark Side of the Moon uninteresting to listen to. This album is the second-ever album to piss me off upon ... read more

FAKE TYPE. - FAKE SWING 2
1

Holy shit. If any album shall be labeled as "sensory overload the album," this is the one. This album feels insulting in many ways. I hate this album. Still better than Doug Walker's The Wall, though.

Muse - Will of the People
57

Edit: This album kinda blows. I've grown out of this album a lot. 86 -> 57

This album really disappointed me on first listen, but it has definitely grown on me in the past year. This album is dumb fun. In order to enjoy this album, you can not take it seriously. Even then, Ghosts does not fit on this album at all. The title track and Compliance are both guilty pleasures of mine. Besides those, my favorites are You Make Me Feel Like It's Halloween, Kill or Be Killed, and We Are ... read more

Muse - Simulation Theory
61

On a technicality, this was my first experience with MUSE. To me, though, this is the third album of theirs that I listened to. At the time, I loved it, but now, I definitely see this as their weakest album. The album starts strong but has a boring and weak middle. There are some cringy lyrics on this album, with the infamous example being a botched Harry Potter reference. Get up and Fight is a song I defend, but it is one of MUSE's weakest songs. Some highlights of this album for me are ... read more

Muse - Drones
78

This was my second MUSE album, and I've never understood the hate for this album. This used to be my favorite MUSE album, but it hasn't held up after multiple listens to their whole discography. This album also marks when MUSE albums would have at least one song I don't like, that sadly being Drones (yes I like Revolt). This album still has bangers though. Reapers, Defector, the Handler, Aftermath, and the Globalist are my favorites of the album. Overall, the album is solid.

Muse - Hullabaloo Soundtrack
100

This album is an underrated gem. I went in not expecting much, but WOW, this album has some big standouts. Shrinking Universe, The Gallery, Nature_1, Recess, and Dead Star are major standouts. This is definitely the black sheep of MUSE's discography, and this is an album I frequently revisit.

Muse - The Resistance
76

This is one of MUSE's weaker albums, but for me, even at their weakest, MUSE still delivers. The album starts strong, has a weak middle, but really picks it up in the end. Standouts for me are Uprising, Resistance, MK Ultra, and the symphony trio. I don't have much to say other than that it's a solid album.

Muse - Black Holes and Revelations
100

This album has grown on me by far the most of any MUSE album. When I first listened to this album, it was my least favorite MUSE album, but upon further listens, it is now my second favorite behind 2nd Law. This album is also possibly the best-produced MUSE album. This album sounds amazing. The lyrics, though, is where this album is at its best, Hoodoo especially. Every song on this album is a standout for me, with City of Delusion being my favorite on the album. This album is MUSE's magnum ... read more

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