CallMeCarson - CallMeCarson Presents: Just the Hits! A Classic Christmas
NR

please hit me carson

EDIT: i'll admit this did not age well

Gerard Way - Baby You're a Haunted House
NR

underrated as hell halloween jam

Seatbelts - Cowboy Bebop
95

updating this after watching the show holy shit this soundtrack is so good

Justin Bieber - Yummy
NR

i lost my appetite

Thirty Seconds to Mars - AMERICA
NR

wait whats "the crab"??

Lil Xan - TOTAL XANARCHY
3

who scratched this boy's nipple bruh

The Shaggs - Philosophy of the World
50

im giving this a 5 because i dont think i could ever rate this fairly. yeah, it sounds like shit, but its also one of the most interesting albums ive ever heard.

glass beach - classic j dies and goes to hell part 1
NR

perfect track to be the opener for the album

83

god damn this is funky

Björk - Homogenic
91

this was basically bjork's very own Kid A before Kid A was a thing. also i've finally accepted that she has a neck in the cover art

Klô Pelgag - Notre-Dame-des-Sept-Douleurs
92

the only issues i had with this album is that it occasionally failed to keep my attention, but other than that this is fantastic!

Weatherday - Come In
92

*knock knock*
"come in!"
*sicko mode intro begins playing*

The Strokes & Regina Spektor - Modern Girls and Old Fashioned Men
NR

why they standin like weezer, fuck off

Neutral Milk Hotel - Holland, 1945
NR

listened to this shit every day for six months

AJR - My Play
NR

put on a coat dumbass

Cardi B - WAP
NR

dont tell my mom

Clown Core - Van
76

i strongly dislike the implications of "bologna penis" leading into "mcdonald's"

Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved
NR

literally fuck this song

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