Lil Yachty - Nuthin' 2 Prove
39

nutting to prove what?

Playboi Carti - Die Lit
73

my brain is gone

Snail Mail - Lush
79

more like shush u guys suck

King Krule - Man Alive!
84

man deprived! (of pussy)

Cavetown - Lemon Boy
75

lemon boob

Sufjan Stevens - The Ascension
74

the album that got trump impeached

JPEGMAFIA - Veteran
95

anti-pepega album

Mount Eerie - Now Only
92

why did i listen to this after skipping my antidepressants /j

Taylor Swift - evermore
68

basically folklore but less good

Lana Del Rey - Chemtrails Over the Country Club
NR

cumtrails over the cumtry cumb

Animal Collective - Merriweather Post Pavilion
92

i spaced out looking at the album cover n missed the whole fuckin album

Lingua Ignota - CALIGULA
94

i dont poop i dont pee

Gorillaz - Saturnz Barz
NR

land cars and bikes, all my life :pensive:

Oliver Tree - Ugly is Beautiful
70

FUCK YOU ANTHONY FUCKING FARTFACE

Thundercat - It Is What It Is
59

"i may be covered in cat hair, but i still smell good" might be one of my favorite lyrics of all time

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