The Front Bottoms - Talon of the Hawk
78

while this certainly isnt the best folk punk album I've heard so far, talon of the hawk is still a more-than-solid release with some very emotional cuts. mama mia!
EDIT: "sounds like counting crows" - my mom

fav tracks: Everything I Own, Skeleton
least fav track: Au Revoir (Adios)

Cyndago - Blonde Boyz
NR

literally the best video ever created

SuperMega - Brand New Shirt
NR

got a brand new pants

AJJ - People Who Can Eat People Are the Luckiest People in the World
95

AJJ once again blow me the fuck away. I really enjoyed their 2011 album, "Knife Man", but this is on another fucking level. This is exactly the kind of raw shit I expect from a genre called "folk punk". Like on Knife Man, I love the quirky (uwu) lyrics to death, but I like the instrumentation and overall songwriting on here a lot more. This is the stuff I hope to make someday honestly. I will for sure be coming back to this one many many times very very soon. Mwah, chef's ... read more

Florida Georgia Line - Life Rolls On
26

why do some people like these guys they literally have the two worst states in their name
EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ALABAMA SHAKE
EDIT2: very brave of mr florida to open up about his alcoholism on Beer:30

BROCKHAMPTON - GINGER
84

me when im ed sheeran

The Strokes - Future Present Past
70

ok its not that good but threat of joy is unironically one of my favorite strokes songs

A Day To Remember - You're Welcome
20

ugh i'll be right there mom im just finishing my error sans pmv >:////

Kero Kero Bonito - Bonito Generation
90

something about sarah's rapping always puts me in a better mood. poggers!

Eminem - The Real Slim Shady
NR

SANS
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Would the real human child please stand up?
I repeat, would the real human child please stand up?
You’re gonna have a bad time

You act like you never seen a skeleton before
Stood tall on the floor like Undyne the Undying just cooked up some more
And we all marched over there, right through the door
Sauce is from the store, hotter than The CORE, for sure

FRISK
It’s the return of the “ah, wait, no way, ... read more

Mindless Self Indulgence - Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy
28

made me shit my pants in a bad way and put me in an overall bad mood. gonna go listen to 100 gecs and kkb to cleanse myself
EDIT: this album is like if beastie boys were incels and never stopped using myspace
EDIT2: this album is for people that watched filthy frank without realizing it was a satire on people like them
EDIT3: this album is like if super mario logan remixed a shitty gecs track
EDIT4: this album's cover looks like tim burton pissed on a gorillaz music video

Mister Heavenly - Out of Love
79

underrated af, how does no one here know this exists

Prince - 1999
91

i guess you could say this album's title was ahead of its time?

Deftones - Ohms
81

surprisingly reminiscent of '90s post-grunge, and i mean that in the best possible way

least fav track: The Spell of Mathematics
fav tracks: Pompej; Ceremony

Mac The Knife - Silvertongue
76

super duper fun and underrated, go listen!

Viagra Boys - Welfare Jazz
76

This one is surprising as the band's name has been an inside joke between me and some friends for a while now lmfao.
Loud, goofy, danceable, a little generic, and a bit jazzy. Remember to take your Viagra, Boys, because this energetic sophomore LP isn't for the limp-dicked.

Least Fav Tracks: In Spite of Ourselves, Creatures
Fav Tracks: Secret Canine Agent, I Feel Alive, Girls & Boys, 6 Shooter, Ain't Nice

Beach Bunny - Prom Queen
79

when ur the prom queen

Father John Misty - Fear Fun
77

Though it's a bit underwhelming when compared to his more recent releases such as Honeybear and Pure Comedy, Misty's debut provides its listener with jams, ballads, and plenty of nihilism. And really, that's all you need for a FJM record. Also I really want the album cover as a poster.

Least Fav Tracks: Well, You Can Do It Without Me , Only Son of the Ladiesman
Fav Tracks: Nancy From Now on , I'm Writing a Novel , This Is Sally Hatchet , Everyman Needs a Companion

Cody・Lee(李) - 生活のニュース
82

Littered with some really creative ideas throughout and only weakened by a few briefly underwhelming vocal performances, Life News is an exceptionally strong debut LP that's shaping up to be one of my favorite indie rock records to come out of Japan.

Least Favorite Tracks: winter, s.o.r.a.
Favorite Tracks: everything else

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