Neo-Deconstructionists - Lil Deconstructionists
96

Comedy music at it's finest
Genuinely horrific and painful to listen to, I think Lil Disability gave me headache
but that goes to show how awesome this is.
DUDE I DONT KNOW HOW TO RATE COMEDY MUSIC, LIKE TAKING THIS ALBUM SERIOUSLY ITS HORRENDOUS BUT ITS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY SO ITS GOOD??? BUT THEN I DONT WANT TO RATE THIS HIGHER THAN THE NEW IMMINENCE OR THE NEW BMTH ALBUMS

Bailey Zimmerman - Where It Ends
100

BZ Meatrider 4 life

Bailey Zimmerman - New To Country
100

BZ BZ BZ BZ BZ BZ BZ

Neo-Deconstructionists - Milkshake Overload
100

Yeah that's the cover art man
Neo-Deconstructionists are back with a new single. This time it seems to be beautifully written about the pain of constipation after ingesting copious amounts of McDonalds' milkshakes.
Nah this is fucking hilarious

HARDY - Quit!!
46

Okay what did we accomplish here

Ghost - The Future Is A Foreign Land
0

Holy shit, this band just keeps getting worse

Imminence - The Black
86

Absolutely jam packed with emotion man..

Behold Here's Poison - Breathe
100

ABSOLUTE banger!
Genuinely think this is my favorite out of the singles. I'm so excited for the album to drop, and the production sounds like a significant improvement!
Incredible vocal performances and phenomenal guitar work. Not to mention the drums going crazy as always. I think I saw that this is the first song with Kayden on guitar so if this is what it's like then I am SO excited for more from this band.

Zach Bryan - The Great American Bar Scene
89

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY (me after posting this review on the 5th)

Bilmuri - AMERICAN MOTOR SPORTS
100

CRANKING MY HOG..... ITS ALL OVER THE SCREEN

CasioRobinson - I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND
5

This album is getting absolutely NERFED.
So I never got around to writing a review for this album, but like..... it's bad. Like really bad. The songwriting is okay at best, and the lyricism is either vague (Parasite, Cyberattack) or extremely cringy (You're Just Living On Your Own). I think a highlight is Blackout, which is the most tolerable song on the album. The vocal performance is somewhat better, and the lyricism is actually something I'd call good. But the following 12 ... read more

Beyoncé - COWBOY CARTER
27

27 unlistenable songs add up to...

Attack Attack! - Attack Attack!
95

Critics are on something

Attack Attack! - This Means War
96

Goodbye Attack Attack, hello Beartooth

Attack Attack! - Brachyura Bombshell
65

Okay this one is actually not bad

Attack Attack! - Dark Waves
25

I wonder if Johnny and Caleb have heard what Attack Attack is now

Attack Attack! - Disaster
0

Why did they get back together

Architects - All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us
100

Oh AOGHAU, where do I even begin?
I don't.
It's a 100 from me.

Architects - For Those That Wish To Exist
65

Cmon bro it's not that bad

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