Stand Atlantic - Velcro
60

Unfortunately pretty underwhelming comeback song after their best work ever last album. While this is something of a new vibe for them it also just sorta feels like something that’s been done a million times before by other bands, and so that holds it back. If this is just a sorta cute lighthearted fan-pleaser song to show they can still do stuff more similar to their early work then fair enough, but this lacks the exciting evolution and boundary pushing that they’d been leaning ... read more

Bladee - Sulfur Surfer
100

Easily bladee’s most lyrically dense and esoteric work to date, or at least since the fool and crest. The way this serves as a spiritual sequel to cold visions but also as a direct expansion of last year’s martyr EP whilst also expanding upon ongoing symbolism across his discography is nothing but genius and makes for a thrilling listen. The emotional arc of this album being about turning yourself into a martyr for your own personal divine cause and spiritual belief systems as a way ... read more

Dark0 - Eternity
100

fuck all you hoes, dark0 til i die motherfucker

Charli xcx - Rock Music
85

feels like an intro song that's building to something even more, really like it as a sort of prologue to this new era and very excited to see what comes next

mgk - FIX UR FACE
100

all this site does is complain about stuff that really isnt that deep and this song's reception is a prime example; have some whimsy and joy in your lives for once, not everything is that serious, listen to the damn song and nod your head, stop treating every piece of music like it's supposed to be helpless child or shine on you crazy diamond. the unnecessary degree of pretentious whining here is so much more cringe than the song itself will ever be

Sematary - RAGING WOLF
100

i mean im kinda obliged to love this one

but even then this has gotta just generally be one of my fave recent songs hes made

Korn - Reward The Scars
50

One of my fave bands ever but man why does every song they make from Serenity of Suffering onwards sound the exact same; where is the interesting production or sense of groove, the unexpected switch ups or influences. It’s sad that they’ve spent the last 10 years just getting progressively more and more uninspired; at least this has okay mixing unlike that shit ass last album

Jason Derulo - Wiggle
0

One of, without a doubt, the most fucking abysmal pieces of dogshit I’ve ever heard

Enter Shikari - Lose Your Self
NR

I have a lot to say on this one, whether it’s a long or concise review is hard to say yet but I will be writing one soon, fucking incredible work of art

DON BROCO - Nightmare Tripping
100

After 4 and a half very long years, the unmistakable DB are finally back with their 5th album, Nightmare Tripping; to say i've been excited for this record is an understatement, anyone who knows me well enough knows how much I love these guys and have been slowly working to convert my friends into fans as well.

Their previous release, 2021's Amazing Things, was, in my opinion, easily their best work up til that point, serving as a bizarre, introspective, fun and super inventive ... read more

congratulations - Join Hands
90

one of the most innovative and exciting new bands atm, if you like quirky prince-esque new wave with noise-pop and dance-punk elements you'll love this, insanely infectious grooves, charismatic vocals and melodies all around, and brilliant production that enhances the catchiness of each song whilst also leaning into their experimental undertones all combine to make this a genuinely brilliant debit

DON BROCO - Nightmare Tripping
100

NEVER IN MY LIFE DID I THINK I WOULD HEAR CHAD KROEGER ON A NU METAL SONG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

Floating Points, Pharoah Sanders & The London Symphony Orchestra - Promises
100

i jokingly say this a lot but this is one of the true genuine rare instances where i can say that giving this a 100 feels way too low of a score, legitimately one of the best things ever created in any artform ever

Thornhill - BODIES
100

god bless nu metal always and forever amen

PRESIDENT - King of Terrors
75

Some of yall on this site are so joyless and caught up in finding inane things to complain about i swear, this doesnt even sound like sleep token beyond extremely surface level comparisons, you just cant be bothered to come up with actual critiques for why you dislike it (and for the record, ur totally valid in disliking it if thats just how you feel, but make sure u arent just saying that bc everyone else made you subconsciously think it was bad)

Who gives a fuck if it sounds too pop or ... read more

Djo - DECIDE
100

i think i just experienced the sequel to music as a whole, how do you rate something 500 on here

Mushroomhead - Qwerty
0

bro this is fucking ASS

Burqa Boyz - Miami Arab Emirates [Streaming Reissue]
100

THIS IS ACTUALLY ONE OF THE CRAZIEST THINGS IVE EVER HEARD, LISTEN TO THIS IMMEDIATELY (as an arab im probably biased but idgaf)

Kanye West - Donda
100

Disclaimer: I am a huge fan of Kanye but obviously don’t endorse where he is at now as a person at all, I simply love his music and who he used to be

I think this is one of the most touching, meaningful and truly human works of art ever created, and the collective body of work on display here transcends what a lot of people think of as an album on here, this is a soul on display and I find it hard to imagine listening to this album (and I mean really listening, not simply playing it and ... read more

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