I'll listen to the self-titled soon, but it's not looking good if bibinoss over here keeps milking his shit dry.

This is just sad gang, we are not bringing the cash-grap "sped up + slowed down" into 2026, I refuse to let it happen

Genuine cinema, when it comes to these albums, I don't even need to explain myself

Another T0X1C recommendation and I FINALLY got around to listening to it. For Baby Keem's debut, I'm super impressed with what he has to display. That three track run of "cocoa", "family ties", and "scars" is fucking insane though, I loved every second of it. Now despie the album being good, it doesn't go without its low moments. "spacegoats" is just filler and it messes with the general flow of the album. "south africa" and ... read more

Huge thanks to T0X1C for this one. I've never really listened to anything by Baby Keem outside of "family ties" for the longest time. However, this album is definite a favorite of mine as of right now. It might even be up there with "MANIA" by Micah Dailey-White or "MAN BITES DOG" by femtanyl for me. Every song tells a story and I really enjoy when music does that, we need to bring back storytelling in songs, it's a lost art. I especially enjoy the ... read more

Do I even need to explain myself on this one?

Peak Animation meme days back in the lat 2010s, how dare someone rate this a 10

Definitely a bit lackluster compared to "zero_one" and they also fell victim to the "short song must equal better" mindset. The singles HEAVILY carry the album as everything else is just a bit too soft for me. It's a good album, I just wish there was more, ya feel me?

I feel like if bbno$ made more music like this instead of the slop he makes where he just glazes himself till there's no tomorrow, I feel like he'd be hated less

Shoutout to Tari for showing me this one lol. I was able to listen to this front and back while I worked at my stocking job and I must say that I'm actually impressed. Although there are times where the quality of the album drops since it's mostly still comedy music at times, there are moments where Fox drops the act and gets serious and speak on things that are personal to them. Part of me heavily relates to "Black & White" cause I've had those kind of thoughts ... read more

Cinema, please come to streaming

I love Brokie, but this genuinely ain't it dawg. This is what she delayed "are you lonely?" for? Actual Insanity. It's good, but it's not "let's delay my passion project" good. I'm tired boss

CG5's top song for a reason, although I wish people would give his non-fandom work a chance, this is still a really good song. I remember crying when I first heard this. Granted, we were ALL just stuck in our Dream SMP phase, but it's still a nice song that holds a lot of good memories

Heard this was supposed to be in the actually Scooby-Doo movie because of his TikTok fame from "Absolutely Anything". Sad that it never came to be, but I'm happy we got it regardless

TikTok classic, thank you 2019!

Y'all not even giving him a chance, the dick-eat hate can NOT be this strong dawg. It's not the best CG5 song, but it's still REALLY good. I wish he would've done more with the chorus though, that's my only gripe

RE-REVIEW - 4/16/26:
77 > 59

Well, it looks like I'm going back to every single CG5 review I half-assed cause I couldn't bare the thought of my favorite artist being rated a 35 when I first joined the site. This one was definitely a product of it's time. It was good back then, but I don't think it would stand a chance if it was made today. My original "Youtube Intro" comment still stands, but I wanna add "MLG montage" ass music to that ride as well. ... read more

Wasn't expecting CG5 to ever make a metal song, but I'm here for it. Just wish he sounded angrier in this sound though.

Still a pretty bad song, but CG5 makes it at least tolerable.

THE PERFECT HALLOWEEN ALBUM!!! You can heavily tell that it's inspired by Michael Jackson, more specifically the Dangerous Era, that combined with the fun instrumentals and daring vocal performances, you KNOW you're in for a good time!