Eazy-E - Eazy-Duz-It
100

100 Just to piss off some people. Super mediocre, like a 6 mediocre.

Codeine - Frigid Stars LP
94

Pummeling,Empowering,devestating and deeply impactful. Great lyrics for being so simple and honest.
It makes no difference what men think of slowcore. Slowcore endures, even if man doesn't realize it. Before him, it was right there. The ultimate art awaiting its ultimate practitioner. That is the way it was and will be.

Drive Like Jehu - Yank Crime
100

Easy ten. Shit's addicting and well composed. The Riffs are impecable and the noise and feedback make it so the guitars sound like they're squealing and chirping under the strain of john reis and Rick frobergs picking. This work imbodies the punkish and angsty youthful sound of genius like no other way. Absolutely a must listen if you want to get into hardcore, noise rock, math rock or like music in general.

Mahavishnu Orchestra - The Inner Mounting Flame
100

Absolute, revolutionary, perfect masterpiece.
I can speak for anyone who held a guitar, violin or drum sticks in his hands when i say this is the pinnacle of the art of instruments. The talent, precision and creativity showcased in this album puts anyone who invested time in music to shame. The grooves, the compositions, the powerful guitar tunes and aggressive drumming. Cobham and mclaughlin form an unstoppable duo, with a limitless supply of tight and fast playing with immense focus and heart ... read more

91

The longer the better : more jazz, better grind.
But actually tho this is like the best John zorn project outside the mr bungle stuff. Somehow there are some tame stuff here, like the groovy secilian clan where john clearly isn't sniffing glue and improving much, but we quickly get back to insanity like igneous ejaculation and you will be shot. Good stuff overall, although i could do without the screaming.

84

I mean There's some bangers in there, you know like Gob of spit, blood duster, pigfucker and..... jazz snob eat shit.
Goes hard in the slaughterhouse.

Fishmans - LONG SEASON
NR

Ok, this is officially it. I'm committing a cardinal sin for the first time ever. I,regretfully inform you lovely frequenters of this site and distinguished music aficionados around the world, that i don't really think this album is great.
However, i'm not posting an official rating yet because i feel that i feel it is not fair to contribute to lowering the score of such a beloved album here so i'm stating it in the review: 6/10.
I get why people give it a perfect score and the appeal behind ... read more

Horse Lords - The Common Task
90

Pretty fun and enjoyable math rock. Sometimes, the guitar wankery gets pretty repetitive and even irritating but when it gets big and loud and complex, it sounds nice and tight.

Slint - Spiderland
96

Not gonna lie, thought it was mediocre at first listen.
Then, it clicked with me when i almost fell asleep listening to it in a car ride at night. Amazing atmosphere, bare and stripped compositions with cryptic lyrics and storytelling. However, no one talks about how fun it is to play these songs on guitar!!!! Nosferatu man,don aman, washer have great riffs that are quite simple to learn, but exciting to master. And the great chemistry between the members behind the scenes. I really wish that i ... read more

Swae Lee, Tyga & Lil Mosey - Krabby Step [Music From "Spongebob On The Run" Movie]
11

But why tho?? Why?
Kash krabs unironically better.

Swans - Swans Are Dead
100

How.is.this.better.than.soundtracks.for.the.blind??
Also, Blood Promise, yeah.
If god ever descended onto earth, this how it'll sound. Trumpets and all.

Don Caballero - American Don
94

Quite literally the best and most bold, experimental, funny and enjoyable Math rock i've ever heard. It takes balls of steel to make the drums the highlight and main star of the song in a genre known for glittery guitar wankery. Thank you, damon che and the gang for this one.
Favourites: haven't lived afro po, the peter criss jazz, ones all over the place, let's face it pal you didn't need that eye surgery
Least favourites: maybe i never liked you

Boris - flood
100

Perfect sleep album, until Flood III comes in, then it's a perfect album period.
Fuck off, Flood I haters, it sounds amazing.

Swans - To Be Kind
98

Issa a ten.
Favourites : bring the sun/toussaint l'ouverture, to be kind, a little god in my hands, she loves us
Least favourites : none

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"Applying modern standards on gangsta music from the 80s : check. Pull the racist and fascist card when criticized : check. "Rapping about raping a woman and shooting people is created by their environment, it's not worth worrying about. Oh but bigotry is where i draw the line dood" : check. "These materials target minorities" as in eazy-e rose from his grave and talked shit to your face And forced you to listen to his music ?: check. You are a walking stereotype. Everyone understands that contemporary music shouldn't be judged based on modern politics and you just had to smugly point out the obvious. Keep thinking like that and you'll become a statistic too."
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