Wilco - Summerteeth
90

Perfect album to put on during a hot day that you hate

Elliott Smith - Either/Or
90

Listened to this once and suddenly have a cigarette addiction and I think I have terminal depression. Ruh roh Relliott!

Magdalena Bay - mini mix vol. 1
80

What if Donkey Kong Country music was groovy and kinda sexy. Don't ask me ask Magdalena and her Bay.

Sabrina Carpenter - Short n' Sweet
75

Been nearly 2 years since I went on head meds and the only negative side effect has been ruining my music taste. I don't listen to good music anymore I just put on this horny midget and her silly tunes and say fuck it.

Taylor Swift - THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
NR

Decided I'm definitely not gonna listen to this album. That's what this website is for, right? For reviewing albums you haven't listened to?

Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross - Challengers (Original Score)
90

Not nearly as sexy as the movie made it out to be. 0/10 sex music but 10/10 BG music for all other household tasks.

Charli xcx - BRAT
100

I wanna dance with GEORGE ❤️

Radiohead - Kid A
70

The secret police finally caught me and made me listen to a Radiohead album that isn't Pablo Honey. Lucky for me, this album kinda boring. It's gonna take more than that to take me down, coppers!

PJ Harvey - I Inside the Old Year Dying
90

Not enough music out there that evokes "quiet night time walk" and PJ just wasn't gonna stand for that

Kurt Vile - b'lieve i'm goin down...
85

Another victim of the loop button and exam season crunch

Black Country, New Road - Live at Bush Hall
100

Idgaf I like them better when they're neo-Arcade Fire and they don't have Winston Churchill sobbing and weeping all over the track

坂本龍一 [Ryuichi Sakamoto] - Thousand Knives of Ryuichi Sakamoto
NR

So this guy goes and kicks the bucket (RIP to a legend), I go to listen to my fav song by YMO called Thousand Knives, this shows up and suddenly I'm listening to frog music when I expected pots and pans music. No one did it like Ryuichi, that's for damn sure.

Kate Bush - Hounds of Love
75

Like that one still from Lord Of The Rings where Frodo is out cold and the big elf is freaking out cuz he's got white all over him

Propagandhi - How to Clean Everything
90

Canadians are right, as always

Deftones - Around the Fur
80

Musical equivalent of the smelliest, sweatiest mosh pit of all time. Plug your ears plug your nose and have a blast.

PinkPantheress - Heaven knows
85

I know it's been said already but she really does make Wii game beats. Intro track could totally be from some low tier Final Fantasy spinoff with forced motion controls and I wouldn't bat an eye or break my TV.

PJ Harvey - Uh Huh Her
85

I may not be polyamorous but I sure am amourous of Polly Jean!

Pretenders - Pretenders
80

Music sounds so good when you got a hot girl telling you to listen to it. This album is realistically like a 70 but I'm feeling an 80 bc that's the power of hot girls who kiss you good.

85

Album is pretty good but also is totally outshined by the music video for Good Ones

80

All the best albums got tatas on the cover. If you're mad about it then prove me wrong.

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