Charli xcx - Pop 2
90

Charli will sing the most fun partyrific lyrics on the most beautiful luscious beats, and then without fail some random britbong rapper comes on and fucks it all up. Please keep them in their cages for the next record babs 🙏

Charli xcx - how i'm feeling now
85

I used to put on 7 Years at the pizza shop I worked at during covid and somehow no one ever tried to stop me

Sonic Youth - Goo
95

This is the only new album I've listened to in the past year since I last logged onto this weird little website.

Better Oblivion Community Center - Better Oblivion Community Center
85

Phoebe and Connor bring out the best in each other here and it's great. Phoebe is singing on tracks with higher than 30 bpm, and Connor almost doesn't sound like he's about to cry.

MARINA - The Family Jewels
70

Only half as good as How To Be A Heartbreaker

Tove Lo - Sunshine Kitty
85

Tove Lo is my role model :)

Talking Heads - True Stories
75

Am I crazy for liking this or did I just actually watch the movie this was made for. Like yeah it isn't as hard without John Goodman on the mic but it still goes.

Daft Punk - Random Access Memories
90

Should've had more Williams. Pharrell, Paul, they're great. But imagine the 3 song run we could've had if Prince William sang Get Lucky.

Steely Dan - Can't Buy a Thrill
85

Another win for dad rock

Snail Mail - Lush
85

Gay teenage Alvvays, and I'm fighting for her rights.

90

This is what having a bad time should sound like. You can tell these guys just never smiled before, permanent frown forever.

System of a Down - System of a Down
95

It's like if Pee Wee Herman kept shouting about how we live in a society, and probably 4 times as awesome.

Soft Hair - Soft Hair
85

In Weirdo Wellington, the hoes freak out you!

The Microphones - The Glow Pt. 2
95

Proof that being sad doesn't always mean freaking out the hoes. That said, this is probably the ultimate album for freaking out the hoes.

The Killers - Hot Fuss
85

Album is surprisingly ok. My friend Katie loves this album to death though, so I dedicate this score to Katie because it's what she'd want.

The Velvet Underground & Nico - The Velvet Underground & Nico
85

I listened to this when I was still in music school and had had it up to my fucking schnozz with weird freaky music. Just once I wanted to hear a song in 4/4 with a constant root chord. Needless to say by the time I got to Heroin I just wanted to go home, eat my leftover lasagna and call that fucking day done.

System of a Down - Steal This Album!
85

Maybe the most insane album I listened to just so I could impress a girl, but also the best by far.

Mount Eerie - A Crow Looked at Me
80

Seeing "No more nagging wife" plastered onto this album cover simultaneously ruined it and enhanced it forever. I'd never listen to this again if it weren't for that meme.

Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
85

We did it. We found dad rock that I enjoy. Pull out the celebration chips we're getting crazy tonight.

Twin Peaks - Wild Onion
85

I love to put this album on and drive recklessly at 15 kph above the speed limit. Thanks to Twin Peaks Band for inspiring me to do this!

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