Peter Bjorn and John - Writer's Block
80

Me at 16 desperately listening to this album, trying to be The One Guy who doesn't fuck around with Peter Bjorn and John. Turns out that's not a guy that exists, I just invented and became the first one.

Attic Abasement - Dancing is Depressing
80

Babadook album: it's about being sad and maybe gay.

Teen Suicide - waste yrself
20

and that score is being generous. Maybe next time don't set up your studio in a cave. And get your hair cut!!!

Alexisonfire - Crisis
90

This is probably rude as fuck but: where'd you get those hands on the album cover, King Philip?

Alexisonfire - Old Crows / Young Cardinals
85

This band is the Mike Ehrmantrout of Canadian rock albums. Just an old guy who knows his shit but stays in his lane. For the record, Hedley is Walt Whitman and Marianas Trench is Jesse Pinkman.

Foster the People - Torches
75

baby's first indie rock album and I am baby. I recommend this to all babies who need their first indie rock album.

Green Day - Dookie
75

In hindsight, maybe it isn't so shocking that the band with the song about jerking off too much would go on to make that Father Of All album art.

Green Day - American Idiot
75

I need to know what in Christ the musical is like for this.

Linkin Park - A Thousand Suns
70

Buying this CD was my first experience with buyer's remorse. Album ain't that bad, I just got made fun of for liking Linkin Park :(

The Offspring - Smash
75

Ah, it's time to relax
You know what that means
A glass of wine, your favorite easy chair
And of course, this compact disc
Playing on your home stereo
So, go on, and indulge yourself
That's right, kick off your shoes
Put your feet up
Lean back and just enjoy the melodies
After all, music soothes even the savage beast

Eagles of Death Metal - Peace, Love, Death Metal
80

This album is a bell curve graph where you think it's just stupid schlocky rocky music at first, then you realize it's a bit and it's actually hilarious and awesome, then you come to understand they don't think it's a bit and they're just making goofy rock music. Still slaps but it's music exclusively for 17 year old me.

Mother Mother - The Sticks
85

Mother Mother foregoing the 3 part harmonies is an Emo Peter Parker move. You'll get your sales when you fix this damn songwriting!

Mother Mother - Eureka
85

Everytime Jasmine Parkin opens her mouth the song improves tenfold.

Mother Mother - O My Heart
90

Seeing this become the official non-binary album was not on my bingo card for this lifetime. Good for the enbies though and good for Mother Mother.

Mother Mother - Touch Up
95

had this playing while I took a shit in the woods one time. Ah high school memories...

System of a Down - Hypnotize
65

This being bad lead me to discover QOTSA so it's impossible to say if this album is good or not.

System of a Down - Mezmerize
85

You can tell which of these songs were written when they were sober and which were written when they should not have been writing songs.

System of a Down - Toxicity
95

A rock album full of beans and angst. Tom Hardy's Venom/Eddie Brock probably fucked hard with this album in high school.

L'impératrice - Tako Tsubo
85

"I'm sexy and I'm french! Aw come on babie don't you like my accent?"
This is kinda like if Daft Punk started in the tiktok era and had less ideas but more fun.

Queens of the Stone Age - Era Vulgaris
75

I have no clue what cracked version of this album I was listening to in 2014. It had a title track that whipped, way better closer, and Fun Machine Took A Shit which is objectively the best song written by a ginger ever.

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