I don't think my kidneys were the ones that became a disaster when I was finished with this album.
Rankings:
1. THERE IS SOMEONE AT MY HOUSE (55, the only tolerable one)
2. I Can't Make Your Hands Clap (7)
3. SheBorke up With Me (Ohiocore) (3)
And the rest of the songs are a 0.
Average Score: 6.5---> Rounded to 7.
Happy New Year Everyone! It's 2023 and another year of aging and close to death. Ok, maybe that's not the sentence to kick off positively, but it was the only thing that came in my mind. And as so, we head to this great website called Album of the Year (you can interpret great if I'm being sarcastic or serious) to search for the best music to start the year. In which, I'll start here, with Mega Shinnosuke and his second album (I think) called 2100年 (it's called Nisenhyakunen on Spotify). I'ts ... read more
All the popular user reviews have no pfp at all, and after a bit of investigating, there's a chance they're the same person just trying to up the rating, but I'm not going to jump to conclusions. So here's an actual honest review of the album, from yours truly. ERROR by The Warning. Every song.
1. DISCIPLE: The verses are very good, but the chorus lacks something and could've been better. Either way, it's a really good banger of a song. (87)
2. CHOKE: Listened to the other version, the remix ... read more
I'm surprised no one said this, but....
This album as a whole is a modern tragedy. Or you can say that grandson is a modern tragedy.
Also, why does he sound like a budget Tyler Joseph?
1. Blood // Water (85) (Was going to give this a 90, but there's a video that deletes every other beat. That version is better.)
2. Stick Up (55)
3. Despicable (35)
4. 6:00 (40)
5. Overdose (15)
Average Score: 44
Burnout Paradise brought me here. Yes, no joke. Thank you EA. Now THAT'S something you won't hear ever.
This album is like that shirt that your aunt gave to you for Christmas that you pretend to like, so you wear it once to impress everyone, and you might actually like it, so you wear it for the next week, but then never wear it ever again forever.
Basically, it's decent, but I'll forget it in a week.
Average Score: 62.1 ---> Rounded to 62
You know what the cover reminds me of? You know that meme of a person pretending to be happy, but instead it's a mask and he's actually sad. Yeah, that's what it reminds me of. Look it up. You know what I mean. Oh yeah, this song is a banger.
The "kings" of arena rock. The Score. Wait, is it arena rock? And that's supposed to be Imagine Dragons. Oh well, I don't really care. I've seen like 50 animations that have The Score, and that somehow gives me nostalgia. So, nostalgia bias = high score, right? Well, here's my scores. Also, this is my 69th Review. Nice. There's the deluxe edition, but that's for another time.
1. Never Going Back (78)
2. Legend (100) This is nostalgic, don't care what y'all say.
3. Only One (80)
4. ... read more
I'm just gonna finish every single FatRat song from this man's playlist (in which he has like, 15 of it). I go by order, and so, what do I think of it? Nothing. I feel no side, one way or the other. Don't hate it, nor love it. I get the sense there's going to be a pattern now.
No more parts of that weird shitty friend taste. I'm not saying part 345 in like 3 months from now on. We reach another TheFatRat song (I'm now using RNG at this point now). And Oh. My. God. It's fucking Genshin-Impact core. The "Rule the World" is atrocious. But then it gets catchy, but then gets kind of cringe. So.... mid?
PART 10 of: Listening to my (hopefully not) SHITTY friend's MUSIC TASTE!
I'm now lazy to write a heartfelt review. So what do I think of it? I mean, it's not as good as their other EP I listened to, but it's decent. It's still there, the same arena rock Dude Perfect music there, but there isn't that much oomph there was as the last one.
Another Level (60)
Real Good Feeling (85)
Making Moves (55)
Turn It Up (73)
This Is It (60)
Stand Up (50)
Average Score: 63.8 --> Rounded to 64
PART 9 of: Listening to my (hopefully not) SHITTY friend's MUSIC TASTE!
Well, we're back at it again. And this time, we're at Oh The Larceny, and their self-titled EP. So, how is it?
The first song is from actual car ads. No, seriously. "Check It Out" is literally from ad music. And sadly, my brain just says: "Ad Music = Catchy as Fuck". I hear like "Check Out the new 2023 Ford F150 with new Rear tailgate and 60 FPS GPS" in my brain. But I don't hate it. I really ... read more
PART 8 of: Listening to my (hopefully not) SHITTY friend's MUSIC TASTE! (also thx for 25 followers)
Ok, again back to the inconspicuous albums that have less than 5 ratings at this point. We travel to the The Correspondents, and their 2nd album (I think), Foolishman. Only two songs are in the playlist, but 13 in the album. Will I have find better bangers than he will? Let's find out right now.
Woah. Woah. First song (which is in the playlist), it's totally different than what I really ... read more
PART 7 of: Listening to my (hopefully not) SHITTY friend's MUSIC TASTE!
More singles now. Just hopping around. Also, he doesn't have Unity on his playlist, but has 20 other songs by TheFatRat. Ok, I know it's super overplayed, but at if you're gonna put those songs in, just put Unity. ITS NOT THAT HARD. Anyways, the first song is Arcadia. And I realized I'm the first person to review this one. What an honor. The song as a whole, it's was going good, and then the DO DOOO DOO DO DOOS started ... read more