Metallica - Kill 'Em All
85

Metallica's first album comes out you like the headless horseman galloping at night. Actually, more like four of them. The first two songs absolutely make you (not) wear your seatbelt for what is going to be a bumpy rollercoaster ride of fast-paced, soul crushing metal. The first era of James' voice absolutely nails the type of songs, and while he may not reach that sort of high-pitched vocals live today, he still kills it onstage, making sure that this album has absolutely aged like a fine ... read more

Waterparks - INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
75

Ladies and gentlemen, here's exhibit A of a review bomb. Now analyze it carefully and come back in 10 minutes on your thoughts on this.

But in all honesty, this gives me 2013 nostalgia for an album that was released in 2023. It feels very cheerful on one part, then takes me on a ride on the other.

Barns Courtney - Golden
60

Meh. I've waiting on him to make a new single, but in the end, it left me with mixed feelings in the end. I don't hate it, nor love it. I'm not sure when he'll make another album, but hopefully it's soon, bc right now this isn't it right now to quench my thirst for the moment.

ReMark - Embrace the Failure
87

I love me some metal once and a while, and I love it when it's greatly performed. This is an example of that. I love it Remi!

NF - HOPE
54

Mercury: Act 3

I'm gonna be honest. I don't give a shit about lyrics in music. Don't care what deep meaning they have, or if they have a bajillion references, I don't have the time to analyze. I'm listening to music, not writing a rhetorical essay about the album. Now, to NF. I'm not a fan of him generally. Most of his songs were the same shit and structure, which I've been saying forever. Looking at this album, I was hopefully expecting to be something different. At this point, I don't care ... read more

Tyler, The Creator - DOGTOOTH
95

This song not making the cut just tells you all you need to know about the overwhelming talent of Tyler.

100

I swear that I've rated this album, I thought I did. Oh well, here's a free 100 Nirvana.

Ed Sheeran - Eyes Closed
40

I legitimately got a headache when I listened to this song. I don't think anyone can do that better than Ed Sheeran. It's just impressive at this point.

JPEGMAFIA & Danny Brown - SCARING THE HOES
87

This feels like being on LSD without being on LSD.

Fall Out Boy - So Much (For) Stardust
87

They are back. They are fucking back, ladies and gentlemen.

NF - MOTTO
83

Ok, it's not overproduced with fucking classical instruments feeling like it's always an orchestra that NF paid for the rest of his life. But I'll take every day of the week. MOTTO is a very catchy song, and without the epic loud violins he puts in every song, it can be very good. And it shows. The hook is nice, it grabs you in, and the chorus is very enjoyable. The only con(s) I have is this weird cockiness he has in the song, which I'm not a fan of, and the weird, random ad-libs here and ... read more

Miley Cyrus - Endless Summer Vacation
65

I'm gonna be honest. Flowers grew on me. It's not the best song ever, but *hot take* best song on this album. I guess it's the bajillion Spotify ads that play this song. Don't kill me please. But anyways, yeah, this album was pretty average to be fair. I didn't hate it, nor love it. But hey, at least it's gonna compete with Gorillaz to see which album is the most mid of all! That's a good thing, I think....

Gorillaz - Cracker Island
67

When you release half of your album, you will probably get a sense of what the album will be. The first two (Cracker Island and New Gold) were actually pretty good, and you're wondering that the rest of the album will be pretty dope. Then Skinny Ape, Baby Queen, and Silent Running, and then you're wondering: "Huh, I guess it won't be as good, but I still have hope. Then the album releases.

Holy shit, it's super mid!

Yeah, I'm not sure what my expectations were going through when I ... read more

NF - HOPE
52

Mans said he'll give the people something different and proceed to create the same song I've heard for the past couple of years. Again, it ain't bad, just boring with no repeat value to it.

Walker Hayes - Country Stuff The Album
NR

Truly one of the albums of all time. Now who wants Applebees?

The Police - Every Breath You Take
100

This song is going to be 40 years old in 3 months. Just to add some perspective.

Gotye - Somebody That I Used to Know
100

When I was 6, I hated this song. I don't know, and I can't explain, but thank God I'm not 6 today.

Broadway Cast - Something Rotten!
87

My high school did this for a spring musical, and I'll say..... it's amazing. It's so self-aware, it sounds like Bo Burnham directed 15% of the musical.

Favs: A Musical, Welcome to the Renaissance

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