WEEZER CHRISTMAS! WOO-HOO!

yes, Rivers, I will pump it into you
not incredibly bad
not incredibly amazing
favorite song: sheila can do it
least favorite song: none of them

Rivers, you suck!
No. Put your phone down.
Ok.
this is such a huge jump from their past few records. it's like pinkerton and maladroit joined forces and mated for the better of Weezerkind
favorite song: aloo gobi
least favorite song: everything happens for a reason

okay, what happened to White and EWBAITE? ehh... jk this is aura
i also think that the prince who wanted everything is insanely over-hated
favorite song: byzantine
least favorite song: none of them

I really don't know what to say??
Rivers, scrub me dry and oil me down and up
you did kind of ruin Billie Jean though, man
favorite song: no scrubs
least favorite song: billie jean

Rivers, I'm glad we've been doing really well with these past two albums-oh no!
the drop from quality isn't too much, but it is too noticeable
favorite song: weekend woman
least favorite song: la mancha screwjob

woah! perfect summer emotional music?
Rivers, I didn't think you had it in you enough anymore
White is full of catchy heartfelt tunes that everyone can love
favorite song: endless bummer
least favorite song: none of them

finally, Rivers is channeling something really deep and not just surface-level emotions!
i'm loving this record
favorite song: eulogy for a rock band
least favorite song: none of them

hey, where's my sex? isn't bad
i must say, this isn't a generational comeback, but it's a jump from Raditude
favorite song: hang on
least favorite song: smart girls

ok, the I'm Your Daddy hate will not be tolerated
I really like that song, trust me it's actually good
favorite song: i'm your daddy
least favorite song: love is the answer

Red is a nice, fun album from Weezer
especially when zaddy Brian sings
favorite song: the greatest man that ever lived (variations on a shaker hymn)
least favorite song: cold dark world

hot take: this record doesn't suck
I hate seeing people bash in this record for Beverly Hills and its over-produced sound
I love this record and imo it's top 3 Weezer
favorite song: this is such a pity
least favorite song: freak me out

well, well, well
a Weezer album with all decent or better tracks? I like the sound of that and this record
favorite song: burndt jamb
least favorite song: possibilities

crab at the what, gang?
Rivers is probably just dabbling with what he can say in certain songs (like Crab and Hash Pipe)
but O Girlfriend is so beautiful and like green and white tears are running down my legs
favorite song: don't let go
least favorite song: none of them

goddamn you cutie Rivers Cuomo!
I find myself in Pinkerton in many ways, I assume most of us do
that's why this record has to go down in the hall of fame of greatest albums of all time
favorite song: el scorcho
least favorite song: none of them

yes! *starts weezing everywhere* here we are at artist number 2 in my top 10 favorite artists of all time
Weezer (The Blue Album) is an amazing record that I am forever in love with
favorite song: undone - the sweater song
least favorite song: none of them

yes, I genuinely think this record is a 10
it's so fun and colorful and tells a unique story
nooooooooooooo mike pig!!!! why???????!!!!!!!! *sobs aggressively*
favorite song: mike pig
least favorite song: left glove blues

more rock music from Jack Stauber?
this feels like he definently put some of his own magic into this one
favorite song: jock
least favorite song: none of them

Jack Stauber + Rock Music = peakerton
yes, this record is so good and deserving of a 10
favorite song: the big one
least favorite song: none of them

watching this was such a thrill and very upsetting at the same time
I was exploding with excitement to see more Jack Stauber, but the film itself is so depressing
I love all the songs on this record and they tell a story even without the film in the background
favorite song: mirror man
least favorite song: none of them