Lana Del Rey - hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it
100

girl, same. i also write in blood on the walls if my pen doesn't look nice that day. we are the same

MatC - Parascapes
50

coming to my first MatC album was something that i really should've done last year, however i never got around to it, so when i see a whole new LP releasing at the start of the year i have no reason to not indulge myself in some good old new age ambient tracks.

'parascapes' while not a real word seems fitting for this record. the greek meaning for the prefix 'para-' means to be alongside or beside while the original latin root 'paro' means to shield against. ... read more

Danibearoh - Fiona Apple x Carly Rae Jepsen - I Want You to RAWMe
100

well, its fiona apple and carly rae jepsen. in a mashup. did you want me to give it anything other than a 100?

Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper - Shallow
100

merry christmas!! im not too pretentious yet!! (Yet. i have yet to listen to the swans "to be kind", ill check back in after) this song is my biggest guilty pleasure. i go to sleep thinking about this song. i wake up with the hardest cock because i was dreaming about "shalalalalalalalalow". to express my love for this song. i am going to translate
my love into terms that everyone will be able to understand while not daring to be offensive. i am a man but i do not listen to ... read more

MARINA - The Family Jewels
60

lilly allen-type instrumentation works very well when talking about deeper topics. there's something very juxtaposing about the peppy piano-rock with 70s flair and often quite george orwell political ideas.

the easiest example of this is one of the most popular tracks "oh no!" which is a glittery bowie kind of song. it does admittedly bang hard. there's other tracks that embrace american iconography (which is explored much more on electra heart) and there's others ... read more

Daughters - You Won't Get What You Want
60

yall are mauling the clit of this album way too hard

50

finally fuck

mixing must've been a very difficult process

Wham! - Last Christmas
100

i want a george michael mullet so bad

The Beatles - Revolver
100

im going through some old classics right now.

my life as a petite woman has surrounded music. and the beatles has always been such daunting figures. like i would feel too overwhelmed to go up to the task.

i have listened to this album many times through as a young boy, my family is not a rolling stones or blur household. so to come back more professionally and with intent to give something a score at the end felt scary. (im a pussy okay)

but at the end of the day the score isn't gonna ... read more

Rebecca Black - Sugar Water Cyanide
100

a bubblegum bass essential and it's only been a day

jschlatt - A Very 1999 Christmas
80

so i wake up to this, am i fucking dreaming still?

Kendrick Lamar - GNX
70

my balls have never been emptier

Slowdive - Souvlaki
80

i think the main reason i picked this record to celebrate yet another teenage birthday is because it reminds me of adolescence. an emotional time for millions of people.

i also believe that it reminds me of myself. as i am a deeply contemplative person. and i think through all the chaos, there's a peaceful core - or at least a core that wants peace.

the brooding guitar chords and heavy synth-work makes a very peaceful, cozy environment that i think only shoegaze could perform. obviously ... read more

FLO - Access All Areas
40

sometimes boring doesn't mean bad.

i know virtually nothing about pop trio FLO but i saw this making a buzz. and because im not COMPLETELY obsessed with sad music (seasonal depression x). i thought i'd check it out.

and yk what? it's...not good, not even admirable. but i enjoyed myself! if you are looking for dressing room music look no further than here. the power of cheesy "FOR THE GAYS! WE LIKE GAYS!" music this decade is obviously still in full force. idk come ... read more

Madonna - Ray of Light
100

if you wanna know where practically every piece of interesting pop music came from, just listen to this album.

released in 1998, when madonna was reaching 40, she dropped her best record yet (trust me age does not matter in art). now to some - including my ENTIRE FAMILY - this is where madonna started worsening. but to me, this is where she managed to truly flourish. the downtempo beats on this record are addictive and pleasing, the bass is so, so vibey. the psychedilia influence doesn't ... read more

Lil Nas X - LIGHT AGAIN!
85

okay like, i have hope maybe that he'll pull the cunt alarm with this album

Linkin Park - From Zero
30

gonna go cry into my hybrid theory poster brb

if you didn't know, linkin park has been one of my favorite metal bands ever since i was a wee child. partly because my dad is also a big fan. and seeing this fall from grace is...not very satisfying.

now, all controversy over the new singer out of the way, this is a major step down from their previous greats. and it usually isn't even emily's fault, it just seems like a major decrease in quality.

now, nowhere near as bad as one ... read more

Poppy - Negative Spaces
80

oh poppy you blew linkin park out of the water

if you remember the viral robot girl from the mid-2010s, this is her now. poppy has grown into one of my favorite modern metal acts. you just gotta take a look at something like "BLOODMONEY" to understand how hard-hitting her music can get. and "negative spaces" is no exception.

i only really needed about 2 listens before i came to the conclusion that this is one of the catchiest metalcore i've heard in recent memory. ... read more

Weyes Blood - Movies
100

this is art. like genuine art. this is the most jaw-dropping experience i have ever had with music

Magdalena Bay - Image (Grimes Special)
95

im gonna throw up hdmi cables

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