Dave Blunts - Well Dude Here's My Thing
100

the greatest concept album of all time.

Dream Theater - Parasomnia
95

Dream Theater's Parasomnia offers an incredible experience with the return of founding member Mike Portnoy. His contributions not only were shown in the kit but also in the songwriting per usual. All the guys gave it their all and they delivered with a release that has both familiar and new concepts brought into DT. This also combines both the magic that was captured in Portnoy and Mangini era DT especially tracks like Night Terror and Midnight Messiah being perfect examples for what to ... read more

The Cure - Songs of a Lost World
40

yeah no fuck this album

The Bolshoi - Bigger Giants
90

What the hell is a bolshoi

Bad Bunny - DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS
5

It's impressive how fucking garbage reggaeton is

Coolie Mac - Coolie Renaissance
100

South African Indian's To Pimp A Butterfly

95

The people rating the album extremely low have not read the lyrics because no where is Douglas P. praising national socialism, Adolf Hitler, or antisemitism. Yes there is imagery and audio related to WWII, but are we gonna sit here and pretend like other bands haven't done it? Come on people, Angel of Death by Slayer is more menacing than this. So stop treating this like it's in the same vein sharing the same views and themes like Arghoslent, Totenburg, or Grand Belial's Key. ... read more

Linkin Park - From Zero
0

This is the ultimate embarrassment to Linkin Park's legacy. Trying to rehash the glory days with a terrible vocalist who's voice is as annoying as scraping a chalkboard. This is trying to capitalize too much on the nu metal TikTok craze and it is fucking grim. Even though A Thousand Suns-One More Light aren't the greatest albums, they had more character than this shitshow. This shit has nothing on the first three albums. Fuck you linkin park for this horrible reunion and most ... read more

100

Jerry Cantrell made this album his bitch

Richard Henshall - The Cocoon
85

Great big prog by the other guy from haken.

Charlie Griffiths - Tiktaalika
85

Tiddy caca by the guy from Haken.

Dave Blunts - If I Could I Would
95

ts was so fuckin beautiful bruh

The Cure - Alone
40

Cureheads around the world are losing their shit over 6 minutes of nothing burger. They will never realize that long songs don't equal great music. There needs to be substance and there isn't any to be found. This album is gonna suck bad.

¥$ - VULTURES 2
20

Kanye is the master of making the shittiest sequel albums known to man. Oh well, still better than The Tortured Poets Department.

Kate Bush - The Dreaming
100

This album is so fucking stupid

Radiohead - Pablo Honey
90

If The Smashing Pumpkins made this you niggas wouldn't be talking shit

Dream Theater - Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory
100

Dream Theater Review (5/10): Metropolis Pt.2: Scenes From A Memory
Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From A Memory is the 5th studio album by the band that would mark a new era for the band. They hired keyboardist Jordan Rudess who worked with Petrucci and Portnoy's side project Liquid Tension Experiment. This would also be the first concept album the band would do and returned to the progginess we all know and love from DT. To start the album we are on Scene One: Regression, this track starts with ... read more

Dream Theater - Falling into Infinity
90

Dream Theater Review (4/10): Falling Into Infinity
Falling Into Infinity is the fourth studio album by Dream Theater that became a very controversial release among fans from the Portnoy era long before The Astonishing would become the black sheep of the DT discography. The main issue was how commercialized and radio friendly this album became with not so much heavy or progressive elements. This was due to intense label control who also pushed back the green light for this album to be made. The ... read more

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