Without a doubt, one of the greatest rap songs of all time

If God ever finds this song. we gonna be in a sixth mass extinction

I mean it’s a top 3 Mac album

In 2013, Mac switched up his style from a fun frat boy rapper to whatever heavenly sound this is. Every song here makes me feel like I’m floating, and we can see Mac’s lyrics have started evolving into something pretty special. My only complaint is that some tracks had way more effort put in than others, but still very enjoyable.

Favs: Objects in the Mirror, The Star Room, I’m Not Real, Youforia

Least Favs: Someone Like You

This gave me an eargasm

One second of this dude’s voice can cure the entire world population’s depression. The soft piano production is soothing yet catchy. This just sounds like if my ears got massaged. Genuinely the best thing I’ve heard all year.

Favs: Suspended, Only, Spirit 2.0, Dancing Circles, Evidence

Least Favs: Inclination Compass (but damn it was hard to choose, no bad songs on here really)

Grew far past my expectations (Also it’s my 100th review)

So I was contemplating staying up till 12 to listen to this album, but then I said, “Nah, it’s Drake, he’s not worth it” and I went to sleep. So I wake up now, and for the first time in 8 years, I don’t fall asleep to a Drake album. Let’s start with the high point, which is obviously production. It’s definitely very similar to Nothing Was The Same (my fav Drake album), and the samples ... read more

200 Followers in a month 🎉🎉🎉

(I’m gonna talk about the milestone for a bit, so skip to the next paragraph if you want to read the review)

Damn, 50 followers a week. I literally thought I would quit this site after 3 days but then I gave Yeezus a 40 and some kid sent me a death threat. Therefore, I did what any logical person would do and I decided I had to surpass this kid in any way possible, including followers. I’m not gonna say the username (and he deleted the comment ... read more

I mean it’s good, but overrated

I think if this was only about 10-15 songs, it would be a lot better, but the album drags and it feels like a chore to listen to. The songs were it doesn’t drag are incredibly good (Fancy Clown) and despite the bars being fucking awesome, the production just seems very repetitive.

Favs: Fancy Clown, All Caps, Meat Grinder, Raid, Rainbows

Least Favs: Sickfit

Decided to listen to this after someone said this was better than DAMN, and he was kind of almost right

The first and last 3 songs are incredible, while everything else is good or ok. Only other time I’ve listened to ScHoolboy Q was when listening to Malibu, and his voice hasn’t gotten less annoying. Looking past that, the bars are great and it’s Top Dawg so the production and quality of the songs are fantastic.

Favs: Man Of The Year, Collard Greens, Hell Of A Night

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This album is proof that you can easily fuck up your entire reputation by selling your soul

What in gods name are some of these songs?

“We are enemies, we are foes.
Who are you? And what are those?”

Nice little 4th grade roast from Doja on a beat that sounds like a panther with AIDS fucked a microphone. Funny thing is that’s not even the worst song on here, as there is literally a song called Wet Vagina. Alright, so now that I’ve talked about the lows of the album, ... read more

One of the most fun rap albums I’ve ever heard

Is it the most deep lyrical thing on earth, no. Does it sound good to my ears, yes. Production is fantastic and it brings back memories of me riding my bike in my town. The thing that really ties everything together though is Mac Miller’s charisma. I can’t imagine anyone else making this album.

Favs: Nikes On My Feet, The Spins, Paper Route, Knock Knock, Kool Aid and Frozen Pizza

Least Favs: Traffic In The Sky

I'm not giving it a 0 because everyone thinks it's transphobic, it's clearly a joke. But I'm giving it a 0 because this sounds like if an autistic hippo gave birth on a microphone

Wow, this fucked me up

I had never been unsettled by music, but when I listened to this something made me think about my life and everything that could happen to it. It was a terrifying atmosphere that was displayed in each of these songs (some more than others) and it kind of transported me to whoever that album cover is. Anyway, I have to lie down now my head hurts from listening to this.

Favs: Empire Ants, Rhinestone Ants, Melancholy Hill, Plastic Beach

Least Favs: Glitter Freeze

Ok this kind of confused me

I saw everyone rating this high, so I decided to give it a go. But this was very very… strange. Here Yuele is attempting to have the listener experience trauma through Glitch Pop, and it works sometimes and other times it doesn’t. For example, that intro track sounded a little bit like a penguin shitting into a microphone, but others sound pretty enjoyable. It sounds like a little bit of a worse version of Gorillaz, but I don’t really get the hype ... read more

Because I’m learning Misery Business on the drums, I’m gonna review this

I’ve never really listened to much Paramore and I have heard their new album is far and away their best, but damn this one is still pretty catchy. Ignoring the nostalgia, songs like crushcrushcrush and Misery Business and extremely enjoyable and Hayley William’s vocals are amazing. So why am I giving this a 74? Well the problem is the two songs (and a few others) are the only ones I would listen ... read more

Late Registration on steroids

I mean you have Kanye and J Dilla’s revolutionary jazz production along with Common’s lyricism and storytelling, there is literally no way this could have failed. The chemistry between Kanye and Common is shown really well here and the production is extremely unique. Common delivers as usual with crazy storytelling in songs like Testify. And the intro is genuinely one of the best rap songs I’ve heard.

Favs: Be, GO!, Testify, They Say, The Food ... read more

SZA on steroids

Wow, this is underrated. The vocals are absolutely fantastic, the production is a little inconsistent but still incredible on songs like Dangerous and Good Bad. This is genuinely some of the catchiest RnB I’ve heard. The only thing keeping this from being 10 points higher is probably some songs sound a little too similar and the lyrics are a tiny bit bland.

Favs: Good Bad, Dangerous, Trip, Own It, Cheap Shot

Least Favs: Whatchamacallit

In celebration of the release of Drake’s new single which was surprisingly not terrible, we are reviewing SZA’s best album

This is just pure quality RnB. The vocals and production are fantastic, the album makes me feel like I’m the most relaxed person on earth, and Broken Clocks is easily on of my favorite songs from the 2010s decade. Also, I can’t really describe it, but the music sounds like the album cover.

Favs: Broken Clocks, Doves In The Wind, Go Gina, 20 ... read more

And Lupe is again just casually being the best lyricist in rap

While it sounds a little nerdier than his previous albums, the lyrical capability is still there. The production is unique, but still great. And then you have Mural which is just Lupe flexing that he can rap for like 9 minutes straight. My only complaint is that it is a tiny bit inconsistent, but very solid release anyway.

Favs: Mural, Little Death, Madonna

Least Favs: Winter, Summer

Well this is gonna make some people mad

The production is great. The choruses and hooks are catchy. But the lyrics…suck ASSSSS

“Graduated from master debater slash massive masturbator to Michael Jackson’s activator”???

WHAT THE FUCK. Look, I get it’s funny to have these types of lyrics sometimes and normally I look past it a bit. But it’s in like every song. Not only that, Eminem’s vocals when rapping this genuinely gives me an aneurysm. Is this ... read more

Why is it kind of good though?