Robyn - Honey
45

Have you ever had a Dance record put you to sleep?
Cause this one almost put me out!

Whole lot of nothing, so many times it feels like its building to something grand and cathartic... and then nothing happens. Actually nothing really happens at all during this entire album. Vocals are fine. Lyricism is like... I dunno... lyrics are there and you hear them. Can't even say the production is amazing cause it tries to be hypnotic and lowkey and it's just boring as fuck. And the ... read more

Kanye West - Yeezus
100

This masterpiece...

KATSEYE - BEAUTIFUL CHAOS
35

They got six extremely talented, hardworking, kind, intelligent, and beautiful young women and they got them talking bout takis gang gang fried chicken half naked on stage.

Ravyn Lenae - Hypnos
87

The fact that this record isn't a must listen is crazy.

Lorde - Melodrama
93

I remember I got to see her tour this album in Chicago when I was 15. This album is definitley drenched in nostalgia for me, on my re-listen it's not quite as strong as I remember it, but it definitley still holds up for the most part now. Between the snappy and textured production, songwriting, and these crazy FM synthesis screeches. 100% a step up from her debut record, it's just like hit after hit tbh.

50

It's honestly not that bad, but it's not that good. A very clear step down from her previous two records. Very much a nothing burger just as her follow up to this album would be.

Poppy - Flux
88

It's just good music man. Like this is some good food... It surprised me when it came out too cause it kinda felt like it came outta nowhere.

45

Pretty mid, very derivative. Mass produced electronic pop for gay people on twitter. Not a bad place to start your career, glad she's not in katseye so she can pursue these sounds and topics. Hopefully the next record will be a step in the right direction.

98

One of the best Dance albums of all time, if not the best. The reason this album is so good imo is because unlike other dance albums/tracks, this one is so unbelievably DENSE. There is so much to sink your teeth into in every single damn song at every single second. She even got one of the best DJ's to ever live, Chicago LEGEND, Honey Fucking Dijon to produce on this record. Also its fucking Beyonce, the vocal performance on this record is generational.

It is so faithful to the history of ... read more

Gustavo Cerati - Amor amarillo
93

This is so fucking good.

L'Rain - Fatigue
87

One of my favorite albums, so eclectic and hard to pin down, so scattered and all encompassing. Awesome record, I've worn my vinyl pressing of this one OUT

2hollis - White Tiger
40

Everything is so blown out and over compressed, like hard to listen to or enjoy. Production is okay, nothing really ground breaking or new. Don't see any reason I would come back to this record unfortunately.

Gracie Abrams - The Secret of Us
20

Uninspiring, lacking creative vision or clear artistic identity. Just not good.

Audrey Hobert - Who's the Clown?
67

I'm crying she gave all of her bad songs to Gracie Abrams

rommulas - ANIMÁL
10

Even Gracie Abrams clears this. Good Lord.

Chappell Roan - The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess
77

She's wasting her time with this baby gay sapphic synth pop, do you hear that voice? This woman was born to be a rock star. Her cover of "Barracuda" live makes me believe it that much more. Such a stellar vocal performance throughout this record. I think the up beat tracks edge out the ballads on this record. Honestly she sounds more at home on them. I will say though Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl has some atrocious mixing. Like really bad. The ballads drag a little bit, but ... read more

PinkPantheress - Fancy That
67

The first four track run on this record is quite excellent... The sample flipping is great, and the mix is outstanding on songs like Tonight and Stars. I also appreciate it when a dance/dance adjacent record has songs mix into each other... that is what is supposed to happen!

However, my issue is the back half of the record. While there's not quite a big dip in song quality, I just feel like the record comes to a screeching halt. The first four songs build up this crazy momentum to Stars ... read more

Sabrina Carpenter - Short n' Sweet
83

I honestly think people are overcritical of this album, 67 is crazy! It's honestly like pretty solid... And the vocal performance is what brings me back to this record. Honestly the songwriting is like good too... I'm gonna sound crazy but lowkey she writes like a rapper... like some of these are BARS, not lyrics...
It is crazy boundary pushing? No!
It is good, easy listening pop music? Yes!
Great album.

Sabrina Carpenter - Man's Best Friend
35

Saw her live in Barcelona the day after she released Manchild...! While not reinventing the wheel, I really dont think its that bad of a track... same with Tears, I think its pretty good overall, it's like okay...! But like the rest of the album is literal dog water. It's such a massive step down from Short and Sweet. Like shockingly bad.

Sabrina suffers what I call "Joni Mitchell Syndrome", it's when you try to write like her fitting in all these words into certain ... read more

Sneaker Pimps - Squaring the Circle
25

Butt released shit! Just skip this one entirely.

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