idk how this in the top 5 eps of all time but I will take it

"why does rivers have a crush on aliens, just asking" - a real review also back in november 2024

EDIT: 82>>>>>92 this lowkey rivals pinkerton tbh. like this is even better then the blue album and feels so fresh and modern in the best way imaginable. Like its the album equvilent of that muppets film from like the early 2010s its crazy. the only reason why this isn't better then pinkerton is thanks to pinkerton's influence on emo but this album is pretty close ... read more

ok......... its goated as hell

yall are going to hate me on this, but this shit is mid

holy shit

ok......... its better then I thought

this is better then ziggystardust, im not fucking joking

would've been better if he didn't covered system of a down. also, its bloated as shit

its better then red, but its still overrated as shit

ngl, bro does has potential here

a decent amount of filler tracks but its solid I guess

why is this so fucking chill its crazy

EDIT: and how did my review age so goddamn well

this is better then brat, im not joking

man I wish this was still avalible on spotify😞😞😞

"in your head" and "castle" are the only good songs here, everything else has cinematic slop like instrumentals, with the most corny bars imaginable. And also, how tf did ed sheeran's hook in "river" outshines most of the entire album???? LIKE HOW???

if you take out the features and the two songs I mentioned earlier, it will probably be the same rating as an average tom macdonald album. in fact, its probably one of the only albums tom macdonald ever listened ... read more

I had a burnout of mainstream 80s music for years (my dad is to blame for this) thanks to this, nearly every time I hear an 80s song, I roll my eyes, because a lot of them either haven't aged well, mid or insanely repetitive. This entire album is an exception to this rule, except for the opener "shout" which is kinda mid.

Other then that, this shit is solid

terrible cover, bland intrumentals and the most shitty and cliche lyrics I've ever heard. this should've been scrapped and have "jimmy cooks" as a single instead of this slop

the quandale dingle of EPs

aged like fine wine

theres some great charm on a couple tracks, but its kinda forgettable