Lil Nas X - J CHRIST
60

Forgettable pop-rap that gains a +5 for making some chuds mad

Yersin - The Scythe Is Remorseless
65

New sludge metal for my sludge starved brain. When this album hits it really hits, featuring a trio of bombastic songs in the middle of four duds. The drumming is phenomenal and the riffs crushing, but the one-note overblown production creates an album that bleeds together into a big sloppy soup. Overall a decent record.

hololive English -Myth- - ReUnion
10

No clue who this is for except manchildren that ogle animated little girls

Forgiato Blow - Boycott Target
0

🎵 🎶WHY THEY ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ PUSHING AGENDAS ♮ ♯ 🎼 🎵 🎶 PROMOTING SEXUAL GENDERS🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

Staysail - I like my fries air fried and extra salted Mixtape
20

HOW ARE WE GONNA SAVE ROBLOX 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

Bring Me The Horizon - POST HUMAN: SURVIVAL HORROR
45

Another reviewer called this the fast-food of metalcore and I'm inclined to agree. Overall the product is edible, and even enjoyable at points, but it leaves me wanting a full meal. The production is so clean and sterile that it reminds me of corporate j-rock from an iphone anime idol game.

The features are bad and unnecessary: Yungblood, an artist who is only edgy to a 13 year-old in the suburbs, comes in to annoy me on an otherwise fine track. Babymetal, a band that exists entirely within a ... read more

Black Magick SS - Burning Bridges
0

Chudcore

Uninspired synthslop garbage that relies on using edgy fascist imagery so that dipshits listen to their records. This is the type of band that guys named shit like EsotericHitler1488 point at and go “uh, guys?? Look how BASED they are!” This album is about as interesting as a playlist of soulless 80s revival “fashwave” with mid growling vocal samples thrown over it. Trash.

100

beatles fans hate this one

Morphine - Good
95

Underrated as fuck tbh

The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds
75

I like the goats on the cover they make me smile

Roger Waters - The Dark Side of the Moon Redux
15

wow that blew ass, and I don't even like the original album all that much

Superheaven - Jar
70

Yes, I listened to this because of a tiktok edit

Yes, it’s also surprisingly good

80

I think it clicked this time

Ghais Guevara - BlackBolshevik
90

Easily one of my favorite albums of the decade so far. Every song hits hard, nothing is out of place, the production is off the walls and insanely creative, and Guevaras flow is phenomenal.

The Rolling Stones - Exile on Main St.
85

I'm so sorry for grooving to this Peggy

Ministry - The Land of Rape and Honey
85

They went from this bleak, heavy, kick ass shit to unironically sampling Trump talking about fake news and making antifa LARP songs

Ministry - Moral Hygiene
38

A step up from the last piece of shit record they released, with the songs actually bringing some energy, but still very childish. Literally songs about “fake news” and Covid that just like, state they exist?? They don’t go anywhere with this. More fucking Trump samples too, he wasn’t even office when this dropped lmao. It’s like this band forgot how to be cool.

Ministry - AmeriKKKant
25

I knew this was going to suck just by looking at the horrible album cover. There are literal Donald Trump samples in here, and while I’m guessing they’re supposed to be just as dark and shocking as the Hitler March samples in “Land of Rape & Honey”, they’re just too silly for me to take it seriously. Some songs genuinely sound like a bad YouTube Poop mixed with NIN outtakes. “Antifa” is about as cringey as an NSBM song where some dipshit groyper ... read more

Deftones - Koi No Yokan
80

You need to listen to it in your gooncave with your pals or you want get it

90

What living in Connecticut does to a motherfucker

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