George Michael - Patience
73

Points for fitting title, took a lot of patience to get through this whole album, good lord this shit is long.

Depeche Mode - Violator
70

Had the same experience through every song of thinking they were gonna expand the inital idea of the song and getting excited about what they might do, only to slowly realize that they weren't gonna expand at all and stay the exact same the entire way through.

U2 - The Joshua Tree
77

The lead singer sounds too much like Bono and it's pissing me off. And as an Irish person, I can safely say, why the fuck is this so fucking long. Cut this Joshua tree down.

Japanese Breakfast - Jubilee
77

I don't actually remember anything from this album and I listened to it like 4 days ago, I remember I liked it though so I'm judging the wisdom of past Lorcan. Good job past Lorcan. Hey thanks future Lorcan, you the goat. Aww thanks past Lorcan you really know how to make me blush. Yup

Tame Impala - Lonerism
68

These Tame Impala guys really got some potential. No one man could ever swing their big elepant trunk aroud like this. Also tell the singer to stop sounding so much like John Lennon, it's making me fired up.

Baby Keem - Ca$ino
80

The title song sounds like it has those baby yoshi's from the wii and wii u mario games singing in the background. I hope someone knows what I'm talking about so I don't have to go through this alone.

Cocteau Twins - Heaven or Las Vegas
70

Heard one word and was like "yeah they're Scottish"

The Beatles - Rubber Soul
71

The album before they started to allow Ringo to be autistic on the mic

Kool & The Gang - Wild and Peaceful
86

I really like the guy doing the weird ass singing on Jungle Boogie. It really does sound like they got some fucking creature from the jungle to appear on that song.

George Michael - Listen Without Prejudice Vol. 1
82

Listened with prejudice. Worst mistake of my life. George blew up my mother's head from the grave.

Queen - A Night at the Opera
76

Great to finally listen to the album that "I'm in love with my car" is on. Was cursious to see if there was anything as good/influencial on it. Spoiler alert: there wasn't.

菊池ひみこ [Himiko Kikuchi] - FLASHING
89

Listened to this while skiing. Had me moving like a Hellcat V8 going through a fucking school zone as if I was dying and there was a second chance of life at the other side.

Caroline Polachek - Desire, I Want to Turn Into You
67

Me when I'm disappointed: I'm quite disappointed.

Me when someone drops something heavy on my foot: YEEEEEOOOUUUUUCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Al Green - Let's Stay Together
72

"Aaaaah. I'm sooo in loove with you" - Brock Obama.

The Beatles - Revolver
73

Who the FUCK is the John drawing looking at like that. He needs wipe that smug fucking look off his face before I get fired up.

Talking Heads - Fear of Music
84

I was so ready to take points off for that misleading ass title, cause like if you were so scared of music you would not make a whole album full of it. I don't like being lied to. HOWEVER, David Byrne does sound like he was quite nervous the whole way through this album, so perhaps he was just facing his fears. Well done Davis Burned, you are brave.

Jamiroquai - The Return of the Space Cowboy
89

I don't know how it took me this long to realize that the space cowboy is a reference to marajuana. Mary Jane. The jazz cabage. A bit of the devils lettice. The herb devine. Reefer. That good kush. Weed.

J. Cole - The Fall-Off
77

This is my first James Cole album. He has a lot of potential, very excited to see where he goes from here. Can't wait for the fall on to drop.

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