Taylor Swift - Red
80

Now on a lighter note from my TLOASG review is this absolute masterpiece right here. Pressing play on state of grace is enough to warrant the score here. Yeah some duds (stay stay stay) but overall it is a msterpieceeeee. Begin again is her best closer btw.
Favourite: State Of Grace/Begin Again (i can't pick).
Least favourite: Stay Stay Stay

Taylor Swift - The Life of a Showgirl
30

sorry mama taylor this is all in lower caps to show my disappointment in you. only good tracks are tfoo and rtf, everything else is utter slop which is a shame because i literally love taylor with my whole heart. please unrelease this i beg of you. i can still remember eldest daughter gagging me (derogatively) when i woke up at 5am to listen to this slop. i tried so hard to love it.
favourite: ruin the friendship
least favourite: eldest daughter

80

Wall to wall bangersssss. Superscar, deathbydevotion and sexonthebeat are literal songs of last year so so good. I hate machinegirl though sorry not sorry.
Favourite: SexOnTheBeat
Least fav: MachineGirl

Janet Jackson - The Velvet Rope
90

Sorry why the fuck does this have such a low critic score? This album is so special and transformative. Writing a song like empty in 1997? Ahead of her time. Also i love her sampling of old tracks and reimagining them its so creative. Go deep lowkey song of all time as well. Looking at the tracklist and every song is a hit omggg. That velvet rope-what about run is literally life changing.
Favourite: Go Deep
Least favourite: Tonight's the Night

Charli xcx - Pop 2
85

BACKSEAT GREATEST SONG EVER RECORDED. Jk but it is a smash and charli's best song (Carly has 2 better songs). Tears is a banger too, and femmebot, and obvs track 10 too. I got it = underrated smash hit. Overall amazing body of work and its her best album equal to HIFN. It's charli baby :)
Favourite: Backseat
Least favourite: Porsche

Jessie Ware - What's Your Pleasure?
80

Omg spotlight might be one of the greatest opening tracks to any album ever its just so doujwhnhwsekj. The overall vibes are just immaculate, and its pure summery fun. Only critique is that it can be a bit samey (not that its a bad sameyness). Her voice is beautiful. I need to give it a few more listens though.
Favourite: Spotlight
Least favourite: Adore You

SZA - Ctrl
75

Idk about drew barrymore being the highest rated but its a good song. Amazing R&B music from SZA here though and its crazy how much of a trendsetter she is. I prefer this to SOS but i do love both of them though. I can objectively agree that this is higher than the score given but my personal taste doesn't usually lean to this vibe which is why the score is a bit lower. Her pen is crazy though and she's so talented even if she is a procrastinator.
Favourite: Prom
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Kim Petras - Detour
84

DEBUT ALBUM OF THE MF YEAR
Every single song added to the playlist idgaf kimmy is so back
Favourite: Brutalist
Least favourite: Basketball (still cleared any taylor release from last year)

Ariana Grande - Yours Truly
65

The way and honeymoon avenue genuinely being top 10 in her discog idgafffff. The rest of the album is cute too but i feel like theres a couple skips here. Overall very solid debut from ms ponytail!
Favourite: The Way/Honeymoon Avenue
Least favourite: Better Left Unsaid

Britney Spears - Blackout
85

So good. While i do respect gimme more being the opener i fully stand behind break the ice being a better choice idc. Starting the album with 'its been a while' would have been so fab. Its britney bitch is fucking iconic though so i am torn.
That point besides, this album set the standard for the electropop revival in the 2010s, and britney ate down. Some tracks i dont love towards the end but the first 9 are wall to wall bangersss.
Favourite: Break the Ice
Least favourite: Ooh Ooh ... read more

Janet Jackson - Damita Jo
75

Like others have said, it suffers from being too long and having some filler (warmth, moist, truly etc) which can slow it down. However, this album is extremely underrated in her discog, and the control-tvr run people talk about should also include this and all for you. Some absolute bangerssss on here (all nite dont stop, slolove etc) which should not be ignored.
This album has simply been marred by the unfortunate superbowl incident (get over it guys). Also why was all nite (dont stop) not ... read more

Miley Cyrus - Something Beautiful
85

HOWWWW IS THIS RATED SO LOWWW??? Walk of fame best song released last year by a mile, and the whole album is just so so good. It's a shame even miley doesn't like this album, cuz its her best work by a country mile. No skips. Lower score just cuz it lacks replayability a tiny bit
Favourite: Walk of Fame
Least favourite: More to Lose (excluding interludes and intro)

Charli xcx - Number 1 Angel
70

Charli's part on 3AM (pull up) being some of the greatest work in her career then MO's part comes on... Anyway lipgloss greatest song ever created idc. Some misses on here though (blame it on u), and some songs are half great (the verses on babygirl) but then the rest of the song is just kinda meh (babygirl chorus).
Favourite: Lipgloss
Least favourite: Blame It On U

Charli xcx - True Romance
70

A very good debut and atmospheric album. Some very good songs on here that i hadn't heard before despite being a very big fan of Charli's. However that album cover is a crime against humanity im sorry. Feels very 2013 so captures that vibe well. My main complaint is that quite a lot of the songs blend into each other, which isn't always bad but it makes a lot not stand out.
Brooke Candy's blaccent is so egregiously bad though
Favourite: Set Me Free (Feel My Pain)
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Charli xcx - how i'm feeling now
85

100% her best album. SO SO SO good and just fun experimental pop music. Captures that quarantine feeling like no other album has. claws is definitely her best song ever as well
Favourite: claws
Least favourite: i finally understand

Madonna - American Life
60

Good start but a bit slow towards the middle. Not as bad as people say it is, also die another day is so good wtf why do people not like that song
Favourite: Love Profusion
Least favourite: X-Static Process

Ariana Grande - Dangerous Woman
60

Can't find the whole version i listened to lol but this album is decent. The highs are very high (into you being the greatest song ever made), but theres loads of filler too and it can sound a bit dated.
Favourite: Into You
Least Favourite: I Don't Care

Slayyyter - WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA
85

CRANK IT!
Favourite: YES GODDD
Least favourite: IM ACTUALLY KINDA FAMOUS

Mariah Carey - Butterfly
85

Her second best imo, and this album cover is maybe the greatest anyone has ever looked. That opening 4 track run is her greatest, and this album deserves a higher critic score than 59. I mean, how is that even possible?
Favourite: Honey
Least favourite: The Beautiful Ones

Janet Jackson - janet.
78

Lots of amazing tracks on here even if theres a few i dont care for as much. janet.
Favourite: Throb
Least favourite: The Body That Loves You (excluding interludes)

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