Beyoncรฉ - COWBOY CARTER
47

Sorry :(

Been putting off this review, because I don’t want to give a negative review to Bey

That being said, this is significantly weaker than her previous projects

I have no idea what the tone of the album is even supposed to be: sometimes it feels like a parody album, sometimes it feels like it’s trying to be serious

Nothing about this album feels like an actual attempt to differentiate herself, unlike previous works

All in all, this album is just straight up boring, with ... read more

bdrmm - John on the Ceiling
NR

I hope John is okay

Sickboyrari - Crack Cloud$ Over Arts Kitchen
88

GET HYDROCODONE TO A 100 RIGHT NOW MF

Lil Ugly Mane - TURNS INTO
20

Foreshadow and foreshadow try to saves this, but it’s not nearly enough.

Injury Reserve - By the Time I Get to Phoenix
100

Every track on this album is beautiful. Favorite album oat.

Magdalena Bay - Imaginal Disk
90

Crazy that this doesn’t even diverge too much from most formulaic pop music but it’s so good. There is a perfect 10 seconds on every song.

JPEGMAFIA - I LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU
95

My current aoty just above MagBay’s.

Every track is super memorable and unique.

Also IDAHIH is the greatest track on the album and also of all time.

Edit: why did I say this was my current aoty for so long. The New Sound better.

Death - The Sound of Perseverance
93

๐Ÿ”ฅm๐Ÿ”ฅe๐Ÿ”ฅt๐Ÿ”ฅa๐Ÿ”ฅl๐Ÿ”ฅ

Death - Symbolic
94

This gets a higher rating than TSoP because of the way the guy says EXPOSED

BROCKHAMPTON - SATURATION III
96

Everything track song on this this is so good hard

E: what the fuck was going on when I wrote this review how is it so incoherent that wasn’t even supposed to be a joke

Sweet Trip - Velocity : Design : Comfort.
92

ngl didn’t know music could sound like this. dsco is my god.

dรคlek - From Filthy Tongue of Gods and Griots
94

Damn this album is amazing. No wonder it was one of the first ones I rated.

Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral
95

Okay, I love this album a lot, but Big Man with a Gun has to be the funniest song oat

System of a Down - Toxicity
96

This was the album that got me into metal. Melodic and hard at the same time.

Danny Brown - Atrocity Exhibition
100

Zero skips: this album is a nonstop wall of devastation.

JPEGMAFIA - LP! (Offline Version)
100

W! [Offline Version]

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