Thaiboy Digital - Trash Island
80

can’t believe i’m gonna rate this above nfr

Fabiana Palladino - Fabiana Palladino
60

damn jai paul, you really... did.... something, i guess

Günther - Pleasureman
60

BEAUTIFULLY accidental self-parody. even the album cover makes me laugh

Eminem - Relapse
80

this album prevents me from saying "i liked eminem when he wasn't sober"

Jethro Tull - Thick as a Brick
80

TERRIBLE satire of prog rock

Bladee - Sulfur Surfer
50

i can't even explain why but every song feels like it's begging me to stop listening

Mac Miller - K.I.D.S. (Kickin' Incredibly Dope Shit)
60

K.D.D.S. (Kickin' Decently Dope Shit)

Ed Sheeran - +
80

ok but why does this rock tho?? who was the untalented lookalike that replaced ed sheeran immediately after he released this?

Bladee - The Fool
60

happy 5th anniversary for this album!

Yung Lean - Unknown Death 2002
NR

consequence of sound why tf is your rating a 43 when your description of the album sounds awesome

Bladee - Icedancer
80

drainrz r hawt </3 **

Eminem - The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)
20

he really did kill slim shady. he turned an intriguing, funny, and well-written character into a twitter ragebaiter with an ai voice

Eminem - Kamikaze
20

>mocks triplet flows on the first song
>rest of the album uses triplet flows
ok eminem

Eminem - Revival
10

this shit sucks so bad it makes recovery look like a GOOD transition into pop rap

Eminem - Recovery
30

the balls he has to criticize his album "relapse" on an album that's a thousand times worse

Dr. Dre - 2001
90

why tf is the guardian reviewing a dr dre album?

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Mardi Gras
20

ccr tries to get every member of the band to do their own songs. only one of them is good at it, and that one member usually doesn't care enough to give his best material.

also most of the songs are about how everyone hates each other, and it comes off as really petty and annoying.

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - American Dream
30

out-of-touch boomers make music for out-of-touch yuppies. it's abundantly clear that none of their hearts are into it because why on earth would you be passionate about something like this (besides "got it made", that song's pretty solid for a "tango in the night"-era fleetwood mac ripoff)

also i really don't like imagining the type of person that thinks that "drivin' thunder" is the coolest song on the planet, or the type of person that thinks ... read more

Madonna - American Life
30

just really boring and dated and malformed. i want to be one of the nerds that defends this album, but the more time passes, the less i like what this has to offer.

Ringo Starr - Ringo the 4th
30

ringo starr isn't a tortured playboy. that's all that needs to be said, really

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