Beach House - Depression Cherry
93

bliss

My first full beach house record and this is immaculate. From start to finish (except for 10:37) every song is incredible. I love it so so so much it's insanely incredible just listen to this

Princess Nokia - A Girl Cried Red
21

ughhhhhhhhhhhhh

It's pretty bad and it's boring. The biggest problem I have is the fine ideas and terrible execution, horrible lyrics, and weird vocals. Unironically my favorite track was the Interlude because it was an instrumental

Little Angel is a horrendous album closer and the whiniest song I have heard in a while

Yeat - AftërLyfe
51

luh shmunky geeked out kranky kranky yuh mean tonka bully geek rage bonka

Luke Blovad - My Whole Thing Is To Inspire
2

The problem I have with rating albums is that I seem to find a point of what feels like opposite of a bell curve. I am stumbling into a load of really really bad albums and a bunch of incredible, fantastic albums. Theoretically, it should look similar to that of a bell curve, but I digress. It's weird to listen to so many great albums and so many joke/terrible albums while ignoring all of the mid. Sometimes I feel like I may be missing out. However , that streak of rating terrible albums as ... read more

Björk - Debut
92

Beautiful. Everything besides Violently Happy blew me away and is absolutely incredible. My first Bjork project and certainly not the last

Ken Carson - Teen Bean
85

Is this an unpopular opinion? I love this song personally It's super fun and yeah it's great and overhated for sure

Lil Pump - Lil Pump 2
35

pain
suffering
terror
eh im mostly kidding it's bad like not good but it isn't horrendous. Tesla, Pull Up, All The Sudden, No Hook, and Mosh pit are all pretty good but the rest is just boring and not good. However, this exceeded my expectations

ScrumbleMan - Way Of The Scrumble
50

see I like Detroit Trap and Michigan Production so I might be biased but why do people say that he sounds like 21? I don't hear it. Also, a 32 User Score (at the time im writing this)? It's a bit boring and not amazing but that's harsh, even for me. I think the second half is super boring and that's the downside but the first half is surprisingly great. Overall, it's good, but I think this album is simply as average as it gets

JPEGMAFIA & Danny Brown - SCARING THE HOES
95

Sounds like Veteran production and AMHAC flow/vocals. It's great but I want this to grow on me a lot

EDIT: 80->95 yep it grew

xaev - berdlycore chapter 1
87

_____core albums/mashup is starting to become some of my favorite music

This is a treat, from hilarious samples to great production to weird decisions that work. It's extremely similar to dariacore but maybe a bit more repetitive? No matter what this is great and I can't wait to listen to the rest of this series

Bhad Bhabie - 15
46

I liked this more than i thought i would. I really loved the outro because actually it opened my eyes to Bhad Bhabie's story and trauma and success. I always saw her as spoiled but after this, not as much. It's a shame the music isn't great but Gucci Flip Flops is a certified classic

2814 - 新しい日の誕生 [Birth of a New Day]
86

beautiful. great ambient album, great vaporwave, felt a bit long at times but great

95

This album sounds like the end of the world, and I love it

Previously, I wasn't a fan of long drone type albums. I see people comparing this to Swans which if you know me, I heard one Swans album (To Be Kind) and I was not that big of a fan. I thought it was too long and convoluted and didn't work. This is the exact opposite for me. The length makes sense, it sounds great, it isn't overly repetitive (albeit it is a bit repetitive here and there) and it is an incredible ... read more

GloRilla & Cardi B - Tomorrow 2
90

I love this song so much. This user score is abysmal. This song is so good. If it wasn't for the "Long Weave" line that ruins the whole flow of the song, it would be perfect.

thayerperiod - Would You Trade Your Hands For Wings?
76

I didn't like the first two songs but I loved every song after (besides Hand Drum that was just eh). The Epilogue is great in my opinion and it's an interesting concept album with alright execution. Pretty good

Rio Da Yung OG & RMC Mike - Dum N Dumbber 3
76

one of the funniest tapes i've heard in a while

Nas - It Was Written
86

It's no illmatic *cue laugh track*

Jax - Cinderella Snapped
0

This got worse the more I listened but once again rating another girlboss anthem released in the past week below a 10 makes me feel misogynistic. Like cmon it was enough with Mother why this now

JPEGMAFIA & Danny Brown - Lean Beef Patty
100

Didn't like this at first but man this grew on me. it's a fun track

edit: 95->100 im a d rider

J Dilla - Motor City
68

For the first time ever, i think pitchfork had the review that perfectly explains this album. It's still good tho, even better

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