Mason & The Monsoons - Mirrorball
88

This is music for cool people

The Strokes - Going Shopping
35

Dropping this fat turd months after the Albert allegations really says a lot about the state of the band

Converge - Love Is Not Enough
89

THIS ALBUM IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED LFGGGGGGGG

Converge - We Were Never the Same
95

I AM SO READY FOR THIS ALBUM

Jackal Twins - Cuzco
87

Don't sleep on this yall it goes incredibly hard

Deadguy - Fixation on a Coworker
92

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-its-peak-its-way-too-peak-its-honestly-more-than-peak-meme-gif-14944785001351870503

La Dispute - II
95

SONG SO FUCKIN GOOD IM ACTUALLY WRITING A REVIEW AGAIN

THE BOYS ARE BACK BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ryan Benis - Limbo
89

You guys don't fuck with Ryan Benis the way I fuck with Ryan Benis. You are all FAKE FANS compared to me.

Shout out New Zealand.

SHEEP ATTACK ... read more

Ryan Benis - Change!
90

I gotta change my sheets after listening to this hot fire

Skycamefalling - 10.21
98

This album gets better every time I listen to it. It's one of the most tightly crafted metalcore records I've heard. Despite the longer runtime on some of these tracks (I mean long for metalcore; do not comment "8 minute songs aren't that long!!111!! because I know lmao), none of the songs drag. They develop so much over their runtime and not a minute feels unnecessary. Something is holding me back from giving it a 10 but I might end up changing my mind on that. Highly ... read more

Blood Incantation - Absolute Elsewhere
89

This is a hilarious album to do remote work to and it earns bonus points for that experience

Ryan Benis - Havelock!
82

Haha this guy seems really hot i think he and I should date or something

Opeth - The Last Will and Testament
70

How'd they get this picture of my high school class?

Foxing - Foxing
89

This is the exact album I've wanted them to make since Nearer My God. This is one of the best blends of noise rock and indie pop that I've heard in a really long time.

The Voidz - Like All Before You
40

I'm not even mad, just sad and disappointed.

I was already upset that the album had AI art. I'm an artist, which makes the usage of AI art especially offensive to me. However, I put those feelings aside going into the album. I've always held the opinion that cover art has nothing to due with an album's overall quality.

But the album itself is just not it. I didn't want nor need Tyranny or Virtue 2, but I expected something a little less...sparse? Less barren? This ... read more

Flurnb - TRUMP RAPS (Trump v. Kamala)
0

Flurnb stole my dog in 1998

Melt-Banana - 3 + 5
78

This banana melted faster than me during the Arizona summer

86

This is basically just a Black Midi song with Latin rock influence sprinkled in and I'm entirely here for it.

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