Rise Against - The Sufferer & the Witness
80
My nostalgia for this album is 100% dragging my score for this album to as high of a place as it is
Paramore - This Is Why
89
AAAAAAAAAAAAA between this and the new Death Cab, the nostalgia has been absolutely overwhelming this past month. This song is such a low key banger. So fucking hyped for the album.
Björk - Ovule
84
Ovule? More like wooo boy I'm ovulating while this epic song plays
Death Cab For Cutie - Asphalt Meadows
86
I genuinely want to cry tears of joy right now.

Death Cab are a band that I discovered in middle school. "Cath" started playing on the radio while my mom was driving me to school, and something about their sound enchanted me. Their sorrowful, yet serene and relaxing indie rock sound just had a grip on me. I have so many wonderful memories tied to their 2000s work (and even some of Codes and Keys). WIth that in mind, you can imagine that I've been disappointed with their output over ... read more

The Mars Volta - The Mars Volta
45
They really just reinvented their sound by making goofy ahh music
The Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower - Love In The Fascist Brothel
88
I don't know what boobs have to do with blowing up the eiffel tower but I guess I'm on board
The Great Redneck Hope - Behold The Fuck Thunder
89
I am so pissed that a band with this name, and album with this title, and with these songs is legitimately fantastic. Like it's not some shitty mathcore made by a bunch of 15 year-olds in the span of like 2 days, it's just nutty weird shit. Would genuinely recommend this if you want a 9 minute ride of loud insanity.
Archgoat - The Luciferian Crown
81
I think they are Jewish like me : )
Muse - Will of the People
45
I wonder if Muse have strong political opinions, and if they do, if they'll make an album about it. That would be crazy. It would also be insane if they almost exclusively clung to that subject matter and for the last decade have only exclusively been capable of making shit music about the topic. I wonder if I am physically capable of posting a review free of sarcasm at this point.

Also will of the sheeple is an epic line and therefore this album is a 100

Muse - Dig Down
38
Haha don't do that in minecraft AAAAAAAAAA
Panic! at the Disco - Viva Las Vengeance
29
This album sucks shit so I'm going to challenge myself to write a list of ONLY compliments:

-The record is cohesive
-I appreciate that this album sounds more like basic indie pop rather than basic mainstream pop like PFTW. That may sound like an insult, but at least it's different!
-Brendon Urie sure does sing and is certainly on key
-It is impressive to be able to make 12 songs that manage to sound identical; I probably could not do that
-I like hearing my boyfriend giggle at the ... read more

Pretty Girls Make Graves - Good Health
86
Me when I'm in surgery but the surgeon forgets to close me up so my rib cage is just chilling
City of Caterpillar - Decider
88
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA this is so fucking good. I am so hyped for this comeback, ESPECIALLY after how awesome Gospel's return was. I am all for these classic screamo bands returning with a vengeance.
Chat Pile - God’s Country
96
This album probably fucks your wife and your mother.
Jawbreaker - 24 Hour Revenge Therapy
94
I'm kicking myself hardcore right now. I listened to this album once when I was 14, thought it was decent, then didn't hear it again until *just* now. "Ashtray Monument" randomly came on shuffle on my playlist the other night, and I got reminded to relisten to this. I'm so fucking glad I did. What a classic for emo and punk. I was a dummy silly baby smh.
OMC - How Bizarre
55
My boyfriend is a New Zealander and I feel like he would actually kill me if I gave this anything above a 5.
Interpol - The Other Side of Make-Believe
49
Coming to the realization that the band that made what is probably your favorite, most beloved post-punk album that is intimately attached to your love for music today has fallen to making trite, lifeless shit that any other group in the scene could make is a tough pill to swallow.
black midi - Hellfire
95
Not Van Weezer
Viagra Boys - Cave World
87
Beats for a baby to rob you to
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