Squid - Cro-Magnon Man
100

We are ready

Les Rallizes Dénudés - '77 Live
100

Annihilative, destructive and depressive.

What the fuck is 77 Live about even? This is one of the most mysterious bands ever existed, mainly by the fact there is no actual studio recording and this is entirely made as a live set. This shit is not from the 77, because there is no way you do a slowcore noise rock album in 1977. The peaceful moments are absolutely dreamy, and the poor quality makes this like an astral projection. At every moment the dense sound of this shit kills you and then ... read more

black midi - Sweater
100

The masterpiece of Black Midi, representing everything that made them one of the best bands of recent history. The noise and chaos of Schlagenheim, the experimentation and avant-garde elements of Hellfire and the weird mood of Cavalcade, possibly their best song, a brutalist masterpiece that while you advance, it only becomes more and more cool and even crazier until it ends.

The Weeknd - Hurry Up Tomorrow
95

Do y'all know that Spider Man scene? That where J. Jonah Jameson criticizes Peter for bring ass photos. In this case, i would say (based on hispanic alternate edits):
"Gold, gold, MEGA GOLD! Abel, I didn't contract you to bring gold"

The entire album is gold on his pure form, it feels like the perfect ending to the Weeknd's character, and also a new start for Abel Tesfaye, one of the absolute goats of music industry. A culmination of one of the greatest personas in the ... read more

Doug Walker - Nostalgia Critic’s The Wall
0

This has no right to exist at all. The Wall is not my fav album of all time but I gotta say this is the most shitty project I listened in 2025

Xiu Xiu - 13" Frank Beltrame Italian Stiletto with Bison Horn Grips
90

QUICKIES: 9/10

Imagine a post-industrial album with groove and bitches. Fuck, imagine the album is by Xiu Xiu. You will never expect what the fuck is happening in the next seconds of each songs. Everything pushes itself on other whole different boundaries and the vibes are absolutely hellish but funky. No, Xiu Xiu will never probably try to do something like this again. And I'm fine with that. Frank Beltrame is their most accesible and powerful project possibly, and against your ... read more

Neutral Milk Hotel - In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
35

It was really funny. now get tf out of my life

Refused - The Shape of Punk to Come
100

Open the bottle and find a fucking pyrotechnical shit inside: the album

Fugazi - Red Medicine
75

Too overly ambitous, even very saturated

Yves Tumor - Safe in the Hands of Love
85

Against my expectations, the third project of Yves Tumor resulted on being a bit lackluster, and the experimentation feels saturated and sometimes odd. But when it takes balance, it becomes fantastic

FKA twigs - EUSEXUA
95

So... what the fuck is an Eusexua? That's the first time I hear this. But whatever it is, it portraits perfectly what this album is. Since I heard the opening of the self-titled track, I knew this shit was from another dimension. And I'm right after listening the whole thing. This is one of the most lucid things of the year. I'm not familiar with the Twigs work or person, more than being the ex-gf of Matty Healy from The 1975, a kind avant-garde pop band (if we talk bout the MFC ... read more

Sprain - The Lamb as Effigy
100

There is no salvation for me at all. I need to rip my skin and destroy every part of my soul until my ghost bleeds...

JPEGMAFIA - PROTECT THE CROSS
NR

United States of America and it's citizens ruined everything on this planet and I don't care if this is a banger (it is); The message Is dangerous and the entire music market is one their hands and they are the biggest recency bias and idiocracy victims that ever existed on this earth. Their stupid citizens are the reason of lack of good art, art comprehension, bad trends and critical analysis on it. They elected an idiot in power and now everyone will suffer the consequences of them ... read more

Death Grips - Niggas on the Moon
95

The Part 1 of the Powers that B by DG is probably the most consistent project they ever did to date. A explosive combo of post-industrial grooves with glitch hop power that goes incredibly hard. The samples go wilder and crazier than the previous track while you go. And I think the people ignore it much, well, cause the 2nd Part is Jenny Death... yea i get why

Mac Miller - Balloonerism
95

So well, apparently this is the second posthumous studio album by the neo-soul and pop rap rapper Mac Miller. I never had any contact with his music like, at all. I know Circles and overall, "Good News" had a BIG amount of acclaim here, so I really was unaware at all at what I could expect from this record. Let's keep it short, for now, because now my life is a bit fucked up and I need to focus on my mental health, the fact I cannot control my life cuz i'm not apparently ... read more

Grouper - Paradise Valley
90

I think I am doomed

40

I expected something better from the idiot who compared a little shoegaze band with a literal genocider, but here we are.

Worldcorp Enterprises - High Stakes
100

Mutahar and Nick Crowley are literally two idiots wanting to bring alive To Catch a Predator fuck them
This is a banger

Sewerslvt - Skitzofrenia Simulation
NR

Sewerslvt's history is a kind of fucked up rabbit hole many people are actually outdated in, like a Worldcorp Enterprises but a lot less fucked up, but obviously fucked up.

Lambrini Girls - Who Let the Dogs Out
80

I'm out (1.3 seconds): The Album

Seriously there are many wrong things with this. Let's check them:

1. IDLES rip-off, not only on the singing, but on the sound itself. It feels like a cheap post-punk that tries to camuflate as garage punk, but the most boring punk ever.

2. Copy + Paste. Every song except Bad Apple and Big Dick Energy (real bangers) feels like the same thing, trying to create a 20 minutes Jesus of Suburbia but souless.

3. The Lyrics. It's not even intelligent ... read more

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