Tyler, The Creator - FUCKING YOUNG / PERFECT
NR

Fucking Young:
I’m so conflicted on this song. Tyler rapping about liking someone underage is... a thing. The production is amazing and super soulful, but uhhh yeah I feel uncomfortable listening to it. Atleast Tyler does recognize the weirdness of it.
79

However, the reason why my rating is how high is because of...

Perfect:
...fuck it, this is one of Tyler’s best songs. I don’t even know why. It’s just so beautiful. Is it Kali Uchis? Yes. Is it the way Tyler plays ... read more

Katy Perry - Never Really Over
NR

The chorus on here is just so goddamn stupid, but my god does Katy absolutely sell it. It’s so weirdly emotional to me, like why are the lyrics so detailed for a Katy Perry song? It’s sad that the album wasn’t this good, but still, at least we got this.

Shawn Mendes & Zedd - Lost In Japan (Remix)
NR

...I don’t get the hate

Amazing drop (except the snares, they suck)
Already great vocals
I just don’t get what is bad about this, it’s not just completely average to me, it has elements that are surprisingly not that mainstream right now and it works so well. This site has a general Zedd hate boner which I do sometimes get, but here... it’s just too fun to hate.

Granted, the original was already great so there wasn’t that much to mess up, but I feel that both ... read more

Kanye West - Nah Nah Nah
NR

You know your song sucks when even r/Kanye hates it LOOOOL

Terrace Martin & Denzel Curry - Pig Feet
NR

Next time someone tells you rap can’t be art, show them this.

Well they’ll most likely not take you seriously, but ya know.

Jaden - SYRE
NR

I don’t think I’ve ever been so perplexed as to what I think about a project. Granted, I’ve only started listening to music a lot for a year, but still, Jaden’s SYRE is something that even now I don’t know if I can definitively say whether I enjoy or not. There are some moments on here that even after tens of listens blow my goddamn mind, and some that make even me, the most egotistical person on this planet, recoil at how self-conceited they are.

To start, ... read more

Vin Diesel - Feel Like I Do
NR

The production is fine to me, it’s a standart edm track. But Vin Diesel himself... what the hell. The fact that I can barely hear him doesn’t help him, but his voice just doesn’t fit at all here. It’s like a weird nasaly voice with him pushing his lips together. It’s super weird and it makes for a pretty painful listen. Not good at all.

Jack Douglass - We’re all just assholes talking to a camera
NR

The thesis statement of Youtube and a damn catchy song as well.

Radiohead - Karma Police
NR

There’s something particularly special about hearing this song without knowing that the second half exists

Wilbur Soot - Your City Gave Me Asthma
NR

I've always had weird fascination with Youtuber music, since it seems like there's no 'average' Youtuber music. Either it's some of the worst music you've ever heard (Jake Paul, Annoying Orange) or some great or even fantastic music (Andrew Huang sometimes if he wants to, Jakey).

And one of the youtubers I've always wanted to make some serious music is Wilbur Soot. He's demonstrated before that he has talents with music (particularly with playing the guitar) and if you've ever heard of him, it ... read more

George Ezra - Paradise
NR

Fuck it, one of the best pop songs of the 2010’s.

Unbeliavably energetic, great lyrics and great singing (god Ezra’s voice is so GOOD).

It’s so unfortunate that this song isn’t remembered due to underperforming next to the gigantic hit that is Shotgun (which is hated by many more people mind you), but I serioulsy implore you to check this song out, it’s one of the most fun pop songs that the mainstream has to offer.

Mike Posner - Keep Going
NR

Despite some corny lyrics from him and occasional bumps in the tracklist, Mike delivers a very good feel-good project about his life with some of the best production in his whole career and great features to go with it. (Also, Legacy is extremely underrated and is geniunely one of my favoruites from Mike)

Favoruite Tracks: Come Home, Noah’s Ark, Look What I’ve Become, Prince Akeem, Legacy, Slow It Down, Amen
Least Favourite Tracks: Fun Up Here (only bad song on the album, but ... read more

Andrew Huang - Pintxos
NR

Easily the best Andrew Huang album (except for maybe Lo-Fi)

The Living Tombstone - It's Been So Long
NR

Yes, this rating is serious. This is geniunely an amazing song. Even if it was made with the context of fnaf, it really transcends it. The lyrics are honestly so good (and sad) for a song so catchy that you can’t ignore them. I also love the instrumentation on here. You have normal electronic elements, but you also get the hard hitting piano, the absolutely amazing drums and that really catchy guitar at the end. Just listen to this song, man. I don’t care if you can’t take it ... read more

Barenaked Ladies - One Week
NR

Niel Cicierega, you crazy son of a bitch.

Dan Bull - The Life of Pablo
NR

This shit’s hilarious.
Anyone who gave this a 0 should watch this: https://youtu.be/dzrT3sfZItc

Best tracks: Low Lights, Freestyle 4, Real Friends, 30 Hours, Facts
Worst Tracks: Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1, FML

Jake Paul - That Ain't On The News
NR

Good people don’t brag about how good they are

Miniminter - KSI's Little Brother
NR

Why is it that all of the least talented members of the Sidemen get to make rap songs constantly, but the only one that can actually rap has only a diss track?

OK Go - Of the Blue Colour of the Sky
NR

I am currently on a mission to convince as many people I can that this album rocks

Favourite tracks: WTF?, This To Shall Pass, Needing/Getting, White Knuckles, End Love, Last Leaf, In The Glass
Least Favourite tracks: Skyscrapers, if I had to choose

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