I started seriously listening to and being interested in music around 2019, and if there is one thing I’ve learned in that time, it’s that I am an indecisive bitch.
There is nothing more terrifying to me than concretely saying how much I like a piece of music because I can never ever be sure enough. There are songs and albums I’ve listened to dozens of times that if you asked what I think about them, I’d just say “I really like it, I think, probably!” I used ... read more
So I just reviewed this guy, calling his debut the worst thing I have ever heard, and apparently he just released a new song, so with morbid curiosity I checked it out, hoping for some improvement,,,
NOPE
This guy still fuckin’ sucks, even after having THREE YEARS to improve. He clearly has taken some notes, the song is, God bless, only 3 minutes long, so it doesn’t quite feel like a funeral with its length, but the song sucks so much it doesn’t even matter that it’s ... read more
Wow…
This might just be… the WORST thing I have ever heard!!!
Jesus H. Christ, sometimes you find something that is so incredibly terribly, so offensive and demeaning to the concept of musical quality, that you have to comment on it. I don’t even know where to start with this…
Apparently, this is some random teenager’s first album? Yeah, you can tell. I mean, just look at that damn cover! I’ve never seen something that screams “I have just ... read more
Many hilarious things about this remix:
1. They’re still releasing random ass remixes for this, frankly, underrated album a year and a half after its release
2. Pusha T on a Phoenix track, lmao
3. Pusha’s vocal processing here sounds awful, its like they took the vocals from a different song using a random free internet stem splitter and then didn’t edit the vocals at all
4. Benee clearly just recorded 4 lines and a couple harmonies for them and nothing else lmao
5. This ... read more
True story: I play drums and part of my arts school education is chamber playing, so I’m in a trio with
- a bass guitar
- and a fucking accordion
We play standard stuff you’d expect to be played on an accordion
…and then this too
Best part? I play double kicks on the final chorus while the accordion just does its thing. Absolutely life-changing.