Bella Poarch - Crush
NR

i have never seen someone so disinterested in being a popstar.

Doja Cat - Balut
NR

why the fuck did she drop the first two and last two songs on her album as singles. this is the most anti-album album rollout since joyner lucas dropped two thirds of his album's songs as singles for adhd.

Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion - Bongos
NR

this sounds like a joke song they made while warming up to make the real song. a whimper of a return for megan and the killing of the hot streak cardi had been on recently with her feature run. also yeah where the fuck is the hook there's like three different sections that get repeated but they're slightly different every time what the fuck.

Olivia Rodrigo - GUTS
80

my brain is pretty scrambled tonight so i apologize for how disjointed my words are.

yeah i was right, vampire following bad idea right? was a bafflingly stupid decision this girl cannot sequence an album to save her life, and the cover still doesn't sit right with me (and unlike sour, neither does the alternate target exclusive cover). it's a shame because outside of those things i really like olivia on this album. she's got a great personality bleeding all over this and she's having a lot of ... read more

Zivsick & Nolan Pilgrim - Noir
70

these two are at their best when they go fucko mode (like the title track, nolan's verses on wristgo and the second half of mia goth). beyond that, it's mostly unremarkable music that feels like they're sleepwalking through pretty generic dark production. not a fan of the feature on lipstick either. nolan's verse on give it up is the best writing i've seen from him. heartfelt, genuine, and passionate delivery too. great performances from both of em on this one. i really wish that the energy on ... read more

nishith & Quedronol - poison ivy (nothing to me)
85

this song is gorgeous. i didn't love the funny little section around three and a half minutes in. sounded like it was chewing on the idea of noise until just past the four minute mark where it became more bearable. nishith has really become such a talented vocalist and quedronol and them make such a great duo on the production side of things.

Noname - Sundial
90

a new noname album feels like the warm loving hug i've been desperately needing. thank you noname. there's acknowledgement that things are not the same and not alright, but there's some sort of calming reassurance that we're still here and that matters. i don't know if that's ever been her intention but it's what i get out of it. and so here we are.

Olivia Rodrigo - bad idea right?
NR

it's a weird one. feel like this would be the worst song off the album brutal should've been on. music video makes the song.

YUNG CEES - The Power of Passion and Perseverance
40

THIS IS THE ANS OF ANS

List of things Logan and I observed during the listen of this album.
- bro doesn't know how to start his album
- the power of passion persevering it's ugly head
- this really is ANS
- kinda funny if not predictable, could've been done better
- major quadeca vibes from 2015-2017
- "a knife to the sphincter" ???
- funny how we grow older til we die and then we decay and then the and uh the loop?
- dude, I love ANS
- i stay in ghost mode
- Kill Bill: The ... read more

kai - look away
70

this is the ANS of LOGBA

List of things Logan and I observed during the listen of this EP.
- this is so cool
- pretty as fuck instrumental opening
- vocals are in a weird spot right now
- this guy's a really good producer
- "this kid's got some chops" - logan
- love the cute lil indie guitar parts
- nice piano melody
- marin would love this
- with every song the distortion on the vocals slowly gets peeled away
- "i like you better when you wanna die" is a crazy line.
- if ... read more

kai - radio silence
80

this is the ANS "this is pretty good"

List of things Logan and I observed during the listen of this EP.
- "awww" - Logan when it's not khaithekidd
- kinda gorgeous
- nishith vibe
- really hiding the vocal
- was not expecting something this good at all
- really pretty
- writing is pretty good too
- instrumental is very vibey
- radio silence is such a great title
- can't you tell this guy is a quadeca fan?
- instrumental drop at the end of go away is cool
- first track was ... read more

Lil Ceasers - namesake.
20

this is the ANS, of fuckin... Sporadic

List of things Logan and I observed during the listen of this EP.
- feel like he got better
- not saying much, for the record
- "that's like dream getting better"
- he should've referenced quadeca more than mine
- logan should've featured on this song
- "i would've come out like 'you're my NAME SAKE with your FAKE FACE'"
- is this a different song?
- am i fake? like my face?
- this second half of the first track (or is it the second ... read more

Dream - Until I End Up Dead
0

fuck you. actually disgraceful. disgusting, frankly.

Dream & Yung Gravy - Everest
10

bottom five things that have happened this year

QUEEF JERKY - QUEEF UNDERGROUND
50

dev's verse on pineapple upside down is crazy hard.

Quedronol - Espíritu
70

i really liked this one !

Wonder XO - growing pains
85

god wonder is so fucking talented. the album these singles were originally apart of not coming to fruition might just be the biggest tragedy of the year for me.

Wonder XO - scarecrow
80

i love this song so much. which it was more than it is. more fleshing out could've made this a masterpiece. still a great track.

Offset & Cardi B - Jealousy
NR

if cardi ever drops an album again i might actually really like it

CER10 - Wake Up Call
60

this is the ANS of CER10's LIMBA.

List of things Logan and I observed during the listen of this album.
- "dude it's Phorhead" - Logan
- nostalgia for the now phorhead
- first beat gorgeous
- track two could've been really cool, delivery needed to be switched up
- end of know no value is very voice memos quadeca
- i am the elephant
- a great step for cer10, could mean good things
- less fast rapping which is good
- i thought i knew everything (i didn't)
- these are really cool lofi ... read more

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