Bro this ain't even Maroon 5 anymore, it's "Adam Levine and the Six Others". 😭
It genuinely isn't the same band anymore.
Favorite Songs: Beautiful Mistakes, Convince Me Otherwise
Least Favorites: Echo, Lost, Seasons, One Light, Lovesick, Remedy, Memories (Remix), Can't Leave You Alone, Nobody's Love

It's empty for a reason, but reason is not excuse.

Okay, like, what the hell am I supposed to do with this? This EP gets my first zero for albums for a reason; there is no point in listening to this, especially when the songs are literal loops of themselves. Burger King you said you'd release just an instrumental I thought. It wouldn't be as egregious if this EP wasn't just six advertisements played four times to make them each a minute long, though either way, it would still be ass.
Nobody ever goes "Hmmm, what should I ... read more

Why always go first things first no matter what when it's sometimes beneficial to go through the worst things first? What The... is a shitpost in Black Flag's discography. First, we got the album cover, clearly not drawn by Raymond Pettibond and looks terrible, but for some reason I kinda like it. The colors look weird and the South Park-ass guy vomiting paired with the bad liquid background perfectly represents the contents of this album. Ron Reyes sounds like he's about to ... read more

On the first listen, I forgot most of it. Second time, I hated it. But on the third, I thought it was okay! Sure, sometimes it sounds pretty bland but I was thoroughly surprised how much I actually like a few of these songs.

Favorite Songs: Oildale (Leave Me Alone, The Past, Move On, Pop a Pill, Are You Ready to Live?
Least Favorites: Lead the Parade, Uber-Time, Never Around

Evolve but Yesterday and Dancing In The Dark persist throughout the album. Like why is Natural so much better than the rest of these songs to such a degree that it doesn't even feel like it's actually on this thing?

Favorite Songs: Natural, Bad Liar, Only, West Coast
Least Favorites: Zero, Bullet In A Gun, Love, Stuck, Machine, Cool Out, Digital

It's a good song, but it goes on for far too long without feeling like it's progressing.

This almost sounds like if Nirvana and The Offspring had a baby. Time-wise, it overstays its welcome a bit. Every now and then you get a semi-enjoyable song, or hell even a good one maybe, but man can Curb sound like shit.

Favorite Songs: Pusher, Fly, Detangler, Left, Little Friend
Least Favorites: Window Shopper, Where?, I Don't Have

This is probably their best work from a musical perspective, although I didn't care for the hip-hop beat and audio sample outros and the end of most of the songs. Fred's also a bit more whiny when so. Kinda fell off in quality by the end, but nevertheless enjoyed most of it.
Favorite Songs: Nookie, Break Stuff, Trust?, Re-Arranged, Just Like This, 9 Teen 90 Nine, Nobody Like You
Least Favorites: No Sex, A Lesson Learned, N 2 Gether Now, Show Me What You Got

Gumshoe is such a hidden gem

“Rap Rock? No the rap is simply just an act!”
This is Hip Hop for people that follow the cool kids without even being familiar with the genre.

God can't this be anything that's not just a plastic snooze fest? Well yeah, but only like 20% of it.
Favorite Songs: Wait, What Lovers Do, Closure
Least Favorites: Help Me Out, Girls Like You, Whiskey, Lips On You, Who I Am, Bet My Heart

Would've been more tolerable if Johnny was the feature and not the main character.

Though nothing compared to the og (obviously) it can still go as hard at moments.

This is gonna be the strangest thing I rate to date, isn't it?
I mean at least I get to have fun by listening to obscure works.

I never would have thought that Highly Suspect was once a reggae band, but it's a pretty solid listen. It was also great to hear “Not Me” again.

I can already tell I'm gonna start missing early 2010's Imagine Dragons. Evolve is both lyrically and at points musically lacking. However, if you like this kind of music, I honestly might as well be wrong in your eyes. I can still see a few people getting enjoyment out of this. I kinda wish I could to.

Favorite Songs: Whatever It Takes, Mouth of the River, Walking the Wire, l Don’t Know Why
Least Favorites: Rise Up, Thunder, Dancing in the Dark, I'll Make It Up to You, ... read more

I like when shitpost songs are actually enjoyable or fun

Most of the things to gain from this are from just a few tracks. The majority of others are either generic or unpleasant listens and are optional to return to.

Favorite Songs: It Was Always You, Maps, Sugar, New Love, Coming Back For You
Least Favorites: Animals, Feelings, Unkiss Me, My Heart Is Open

I'm not the biggest fan of 21st CB's pop punk sound but this track utilizes it in the best ways with emotional quality while still being a jam.

I’m honestly surprised this is one of Imagine Dragon's less popular albums. There were a lot of bangers on this one and the album's worst is a lot more tolerable and entertaining than Night Visions's crappy moments.